by AllenDao
Allen Ashburn died in the most ridiculous way possible, mid-ecstasy, blown up by a gas leak and woke up in a cultivation world with fiery red hair, violet eyes, and an unhinged System that rewards him for making people absolutely furious. No meditation, no profound enlightenment, just pure, concentrated trolling. Now he’s kissing his bully’s girlfriend, pantsing young masters, and turning sacred engagement ceremonies into sect-wide brawls, all while utterly failing to hide his appreciation for the beautiful, cold-hearted cultivators who want his head on a pike. Armed with his Dao of Uncomfortable Truth and a taunt skill that literally makes enemies Cope and Seethe, Allen will climb from outer disciple pest to the most infuriating cultivator the world has ever seen. The path to power is paved with broken egos, frosty fairy grudges, and one very simple question: You mad, bro?
