
by AllenDao
Allen Ashburn died in the most ridiculous way possible, mid-ecstasy, blown up by a gas leak and woke up in a cultivation world with fiery red hair, violet eyes, and an unhinged System that rewards him for making people absolutely furious. No meditation, no profound enlightenment, just pure, concentrated trolling. Now he’s kissing his bully’s girlfriend, pantsing young masters, and turning sacred engagement ceremonies into sect-wide brawls, all while utterly failing to hide his appreciation for the beautiful, cold-hearted cultivators who want his head on a pike. Armed with his Dao of Uncomfortable Truth and a taunt skill that literally makes enemies Cope and Seethe, Allen will climb from outer disciple pest to the most infuriating cultivator the world has ever seen. The path to power is paved with broken egos, frosty fairy grudges, and one very simple question: You mad, bro?
No streak history
One state-enhanced oracle order, filtered by each list. Observed Royal Road ranks remain separate ground truth.
Rank updated 24 Oct 2026, 20:58 UTC
Entry forecast updated 24 Oct 2026, 20:58 UTC
Ranking model: rs-public-oracle-state-v1
Forecast model: rs-model-entry-v1
Chart history contains only this ranking model's runs; legacy points are not spliced in.
Not enough recent follower history to estimate a shadow rank yet.
beats 63% of similar stories
not enough data yet
needs about a week of observations
Benchmarks: 8,060 active Royal Road stories, percentiles within the 2–4 chapters band, cohort of 2026-07-02. Conversion is measured as followers gained per 1,000 views lifetime.