by whatdafunk
Toxic is the fastest porcupine in Brakepad Bay, which would be more impressive if anyone enjoyed spending time with him. His quills leak attitude. His sarcasm corrodes cheap metal. His special move turns a room into a comment section with health bars. Villains fear him, friends mute him, and every heroic rescue comes with a customer-service apology form. When a corporate speed cult called the Velocity Board tries to pave the free-running coast into one giant monetized race track, Toxic might be the only mascot-shaped disaster rude enough to stop them. Unfortunately, saving the world requires teamwork, and teamwork requires not insulting the team every time they breathe.
