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by Thalaas
The Story of Fluke, the dragon who thinks he is a kobold. Fluke was the worst kobold who ever lived. He was a clumsy, awkward, malformed, 50-ton, thick-scaled, razor-clawed, creature of unimaginable destruction. He caved in the entire east copper mine with a swing of his tail, and he nearly crushed the hatchery caretaker Tenderclaw beneath his massive feet. He was truly the worst. Now, I know what you're thinking. That... sounds like I'm talking about a dragon. But no. Fluke was confident he was a simple kobold. He knew it. Everyone in the tribe knew it. Hatched from an egg? Check. Raised by kobolds? Check. Lives underground in caves? Check. Clearly, a kobold. Dragons were royalty. Powerful, majestic, titanic beasts of pure elemental power. And Fluke certainly wasn't any of that. After all, no all-powerful dragon would toil away in the mines like he did… right? But when the humans attacked one day, and he saw his friend struck down, Fluke began to learn there might be parts of himself he’s… overlooked. Please, have a seat, and let me tell you about Fluke. The Worst Kobold. A non-zero chance to be an upcoming 3d animated movie! What to expect: Native protagonists. (No LitRPG or Isekai, though I'm a big fan of the genres! A cozy comedy centered around a dragon convinced he's a kobold. No harem! Main character has enough trouble asking out one kobold. Interconnected stories with different points of views, including the badass warrior kobold love interest, the noble prince who'd be the main character elsewhere, and a pluck minorly magic goblin! 48% more kobolds than other Royal Road stories Art done by: Flar
| # | Title | Words |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | Storyweaver Interlude #1 - Introduction | 0 |
| 2 | Chapter 1 - A Simple Log Hauler | 0 |
| 3 | Chapter 2 - Pure. Dragon. Rage. | 0 |
| 4 | Storyweaver Interlude #2 - Fluke's Secret | 0 |
| 5 | Chapter 3 - The Prince and the Beast | 0 |
| 6 | Chapter 4 - Casual Nudity | 0 |
| 7 | Storyweaver Interlude #3 - Everything You Wanted To Know About Kobold Gender Roles | 0 |
| 8 | Chapter 5 - Emberchild Ghazal Magehand Sneakgleam | 0 |
| 9 | Chapter 6 - Wishing for the Stars | 0 |
| 10 | Storyweaver Interlude #4 - The Great Decline of Magic | 0 |
| 11 | Chapter 7 - How to Take a Fifty-Ton Unstoppable Beast Hostage | 0 |
| 12 | Chapter 8 - Because. He. Is. A. Dragon! | 0 |
| 13 | Chapter 9 - Wyrm vs Worm | 0 |
| 14 | Chapter 10 - Obligatory Beach Episode | 0 |
| 15 | Chapter 11 - A Flying Kobold. Nothing Unusual to Report. | 0 |
| 16 | Chapter 12 - May I Have a Moment of Your Time? | 0 |
| 17 | Chapter 13- Trying to Sell Fool's Gold | 0 |
| 18 | Chapter 14 - Romantic Subplots and Plucky Sidekicks | 0 |
| 19 | Storyweaver Interlude #5 - The Disappearance of the Elves | 0 |
| 20 | Chapter 15 - Orcish Cartographers | 0 |
| 21 | Chapter 16 - I'm a Dragon | 0 |
| 22 | Chapter 17 - Epic Jailbreak | 0 |
| 23 | Chapter 18 - The Patron Saint of Explosives | 0 |
| 24 | Chapter 19 - Kobolds Should Be Neither Seen Or Heard | 0 |
| 25 | Chapter 20 - When All Your Wishes Come True | 0 |
| 26 | Chapter 21 - Brutal Reunion | 0 |
| 27 | Chapter 22 - Swinging a Kobold by the Tail | 0 |
| 28 | Chapter 23 - Starlight, Starbright | 0 |
| 29 | Chapter 24 - I Wish I May I Wish I Might | 0 |
| 30 | Chapter 25 - Have the Wish I Wish Tonight | 0 |
| 31 | Storyweaver Interlude #6 - Epilogue | 0 |
| 32 | Storyweaver Appendix #1 - Kobold Colloquialisms | 0 |
| 33 | Bonus Chapter - Slightly Meta | 0 |
| 34 | Storyweaver Interlude #1 - Re-Introduction | 0 |
| 35 | Storyweaver Interlude #2 - Kobold Egg Raising | 0 |
| 36 | Chapter 1 - The Birth of a Drag-, No.... The Birth of a Kobold | 0 |
| 37 | Chapter 2 - A Scene of Unimaginable Horror | 0 |
| 38 | Storyweaver Interlude #2 - How To Name Your Kobold | 0 |
| 39 | Chapter 3 - A Haunting Scream | 0 |
| 40 | Chapter 4 - Fire in the Hole! | 0 |
| 41 | Chapter 5 - Dragon Racing | 0 |
| 42 | Chapter 6 - Clothing Vaporization Spell | 0 |
| 43 | Storyweaver Interlude #3 - Kobold Sex Education | 0 |
| 44 | Chapter 7 - Clothing Vaporization Spell: Version 2.0 | 0 |
| 45 | Chapter 8 - The Mystery of the Exploding Pants | 0 |
| 46 | Chapter 9 - Kobold Career Selection | 0 |
| 47 | Chapter 10 - Alarm | 0 |
| 48 | Storyweaver Interlude #4 - Kobold Clan Collapse | 0 |
| 49 | Chapter 11 - Slavers and Warhammers | 0 |
| 50 | Chapter 12 - Pushing a Boulder Uphill | 0 |
| 51 | Chapter 13 - A Flower Blooms | 0 |
| 52 | Storyweaver Interlude #5 - Golems | 0 |
| 53 | Chapter 14 - Bloody Lillies | 0 |
| 54 | Chapter 15 - Dragon Agoraphobia | 0 |
| 55 | Chapter 16 - Talking to the Murderous Flowers | 0 |
| 56 | Chapter 17 - Target Acquired | 0 |
| 57 | Chapter 18 - And Then There Were Three | 0 |
| 58 | Chapter 19 - Demonic Intervention | — |
| 59 | Chapter 20 - Second Skin | — |
| 60 | Chapter 21 - A Human Ear Snack | — |
| 61 | Chapter 22 - How to Recognize a Dragon in 5 Easy Steps | — |
| 62 | Chapter 23 - The Hag | — |
| 63 | Chapter 24 - Tree Ambush! | — |
| 64 | Chapter 25 - Back at the Slaver Camp | — |
| 65 | Chapter 26 - Put it to a Vote | — |
| 66 | Chapter 27 - Waking Up | — |
| 67 | Chapter 28 - Fluke: Expert Trap Disarmer | — |
| 68 | Chapter 24 - Have the Wish I Wish Tonight | 0 |
| 69 | Chapter 30 - Tea Time | — |
| 70 | Chapter 32 - A Burnt Copper | — |