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The Worst Kobold [Book 1 Complete]

The Worst Kobold [Book 1 Complete]

by Thalaas

ActionAdventureComedyCozyFantasy
Shadow rank ~#2366 in Adventure↓31

The Story of Fluke, the dragon who thinks he is a kobold. Fluke was the worst kobold who ever lived. He was a clumsy, awkward, malformed, 50-ton, thick-scaled, razor-clawed, creature of unimaginable destruction. He caved in the entire east copper mine with a swing of his tail, and he nearly crushed the hatchery caretaker Tenderclaw beneath his massive feet. He was truly the worst.   Now, I know what you're thinking. That... sounds like I'm talking about a dragon. But no. Fluke was confident he was a simple kobold. He knew it. Everyone in the tribe knew it.   Hatched from an egg? Check. Raised by kobolds? Check. Lives underground in caves? Check. Clearly, a kobold.   Dragons were royalty.  Powerful, majestic, titanic beasts of pure elemental power. And Fluke certainly wasn't any of that. After all, no all-powerful dragon would toil away in the mines like he did… right? But when the humans attacked one day, and he saw his friend struck down, Fluke began to learn there might be parts of himself he’s… overlooked.   Please, have a seat, and let me tell you about Fluke. The Worst Kobold.   A non-zero chance to be an upcoming 3d animated movie! What to expect: Native protagonists. (No LitRPG or Isekai, though I'm a big fan of the genres! A cozy comedy centered around a dragon convinced he's a kobold. No harem! Main character has enough trouble asking out one kobold. Interconnected stories with different points of views, including the badass warrior kobold love interest, the noble prince who'd be the main character elsewhere, and a pluck minorly magic goblin! 48% more kobolds than other Royal Road stories Art done by: Flar

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Rating
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Total Chapters
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Chapter Analysis
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#TitleWordsFK GradeDialogueSSPVariation
1Storyweaver Interlude #1 - Introduction0----
2Chapter 1 - A Simple Log Hauler0----
3Chapter 2 - Pure. Dragon. Rage.0----
4Storyweaver Interlude #2 - Fluke's Secret0----
5Chapter 3 - The Prince and the Beast0----
6Chapter 4 - Casual Nudity0----
7Storyweaver Interlude #3 - Everything You Wanted To Know About Kobold Gender Roles0----
8Chapter 5 - Emberchild Ghazal Magehand Sneakgleam0----
9Chapter 6 - Wishing for the Stars0----
10Storyweaver Interlude #4 - The Great Decline of Magic0----
11Chapter 7 - How to Take a Fifty-Ton Unstoppable Beast Hostage0----
12Chapter 8 - Because. He. Is. A. Dragon!0----
13Chapter 9 - Wyrm vs Worm0----
14Chapter 10 - Obligatory Beach Episode0----
15Chapter 11 - A Flying Kobold. Nothing Unusual to Report.0----
16Chapter 12 - May I Have a Moment of Your Time?0----
17Chapter 13- Trying to Sell Fool's Gold0----
18Chapter 14 - Romantic Subplots and Plucky Sidekicks0----
19Storyweaver Interlude #5 - The Disappearance of the Elves0----
20Chapter 15 - Orcish Cartographers0----
21Chapter 16 - I'm a Dragon0----
22Chapter 17 - Epic Jailbreak0----
23Chapter 18 - The Patron Saint of Explosives0----
24Chapter 19 - Kobolds Should Be Neither Seen Or Heard0----
25Chapter 20 - When All Your Wishes Come True0----
26Chapter 21 - Brutal Reunion0----
27Chapter 22 - Swinging a Kobold by the Tail0----
28Chapter 23 - Starlight, Starbright0----
29Chapter 24 - I Wish I May I Wish I Might0----
30Chapter 25 - Have the Wish I Wish Tonight0----
31Storyweaver Interlude #6 - Epilogue0----
32Storyweaver Appendix #1 - Kobold Colloquialisms0----
33Bonus Chapter - Slightly Meta0----
34Storyweaver Interlude #1 - Re-Introduction0----
35Storyweaver Interlude #2 - Kobold Egg Raising0----
36Chapter 1 - The Birth of a Drag-, No.... The Birth of a Kobold0----
37Chapter 2 - A Scene of Unimaginable Horror0----
38Storyweaver Interlude #2 - How To Name Your Kobold0----
39Chapter 3 - A Haunting Scream0----
40Chapter 4 - Fire in the Hole!0----
41Chapter 5 - Dragon Racing0----
42Chapter 6 - Clothing Vaporization Spell0----
43Storyweaver Interlude #3 - Kobold Sex Education0----
44Chapter 7 - Clothing Vaporization Spell: Version 2.00----
45Chapter 8 - The Mystery of the Exploding Pants0----
46Chapter 9 - Kobold Career Selection0----
47Chapter 10 - Alarm0----
48Storyweaver Interlude #4 - Kobold Clan Collapse0----
49Chapter 11 - Slavers and Warhammers0----
50Chapter 12 - Pushing a Boulder Uphill0----
51Chapter 13 - A Flower Blooms0----
52Storyweaver Interlude #5 - Golems0----
53Chapter 14 - Bloody Lillies0----
54Chapter 15 - Dragon Agoraphobia0----
55Chapter 16 - Talking to the Murderous Flowers0----
56Chapter 17 - Target Acquired0----
57Chapter 18 - And Then There Were Three0----
58Chapter 19 - Demonic Intervention—----
59Chapter 20 - Second Skin—----
60Chapter 21 - A Human Ear Snack—----
61Chapter 22 - How to Recognize a Dragon in 5 Easy Steps—----
62Chapter 23 - The Hag—----
63Chapter 24 - Tree Ambush!—----
64Chapter 25 - Back at the Slaver Camp—----
65Chapter 26 - Put it to a Vote—----
66Chapter 27 - Waking Up—----
67Chapter 28 - Fluke: Expert Trap Disarmer—----
68Chapter 24 - Have the Wish I Wish Tonight0----
69Chapter 30 - Tea Time—----
70Chapter 32 - A Burnt Copper—----