by Sakura saki
Su Ian Hoo’s greatest career achievement was surviving six weeks at a call center. Her greatest mistake was insulting a peacock. Now she’s stuck in the body of a drab male bird in a world governed by cold LitRPG logic. The System has given her three trials to complete. Su just wants a refund. But this curse is far older and far darker than she realizes. Some secrets refuse to stay buried, and dying is only a loading screen. What to Expect ✓ Progression from weak to absurdly overpowered ✓ Time loops (death is just a retry) ✓ Full LitRPG mechanics and crunchy progression ✓ Weaponized sarcasm as a core survival skill ✓ Dragons with abandonment issues ✓ One (1) deeply traumatized fern ✓ Accidental folk hero status ✓ Found family (whether she likes it or not) ✓ Proper gender recognition (eventually) What NOT to Expect ✗ Romance (Su is too exhausted and furious for it) ✗ Harem (the System tried. She refused.) ✗ A protagonist who makes smart decisions ✗ Respect for authority Book 1 – Complete ~100k words Loop Timeline 🔄 Loop 1: The Accidental Hero 🔄 Loop 2: The Road Trip 🔄 Loop 3: The Final Cycle
