
by Sakura saki
Su Ian Hoo’s greatest career achievement was surviving six weeks at a call center. Her greatest mistake was insulting a peacock. Now she’s stuck in the body of a drab male bird in a world governed by cold LitRPG logic. The System has given her three trials to complete. Su just wants a refund. But this curse is far older and far darker than she realizes. Some secrets refuse to stay buried, and dying is only a loading screen. What to Expect ✓ Progression from weak to absurdly overpowered ✓ Time loops (death is just a retry) ✓ Full LitRPG mechanics and crunchy progression ✓ Weaponized sarcasm as a core survival skill ✓ Dragons with abandonment issues ✓ One (1) deeply traumatized fern ✓ Accidental folk hero status ✓ Found family (whether she likes it or not) ✓ Proper gender recognition (eventually) What NOT to Expect ✗ Romance (Su is too exhausted and furious for it) ✗ Harem (the System tried. She refused.) ✗ A protagonist who makes smart decisions ✗ Respect for authority Book 1 – Complete ~100k words Loop Timeline 🔄 Loop 1: The Accidental Hero 🔄 Loop 2: The Road Trip 🔄 Loop 3: The Final Cycle
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| 1 | Chapter 1: A Mouth Like a Sewer Grate | 0 |
| 2 | Chapter 2: Give Me Some Time To Adjust You Bustard! | 0 |
| 3 | Chapter 3: Dignity Is A Luxury | 0 |
| 4 | Chapter 4: A Fowl Misunderstanding | 0 |
| 5 | Chapter 5: Unwilling Harem Lord | 0 |
| 6 | Chapter 6: Cursed Peacock | 0 |
| 7 | Chapter 7: Lord Crestfall | 0 |
| 8 | Chapter 8: The Immortal Scam | 0 |
| 9 | Chapter 9: Identity | 0 |
| 10 | Chapter 10: Goat Guide | 0 |
| 11 | Chapter 11: Disappointment | 0 |
| 12 | Chapter 12: Fate | 0 |
| 13 | Chapter 13: Consequences | 0 |
| 14 | Chapter 14: Cultists | 0 |
| 15 | Chapter 15: Found you! | 0 |
| 16 | Chapter 16: Do Or Die! | 0 |
| 17 | Chapter 17: End of loop-1 | 0 |
| 18 | Chapter 18: A Fresh Beginning | 0 |
| 19 | Chapter 19: Run! | 0 |
| 20 | Chapter 20: To Meet Your New Husband | 0 |
| 21 | Chapter 21: My Territory | 0 |
| 22 | Chapter 22: Shadowfax | 0 |
| 23 | Chapter 23: NEW SUB-OBJECTIVE: ‘THE CHAIN OF GOLD’ | 0 |
| 24 | Chapter 24: Psychic Revenge | 0 |
| 25 | Chapter 25: Tribal Squirrel | 0 |
| 26 | Chapter 26: To Apotheosis | 0 |
| 27 | Chapter 27: Library of Fenadul | 0 |
| 28 | Chapter 28: Memory | 0 |
| 29 | Chapter 29: Protector! | 0 |
| 30 | Chapter 30: Family Reunion... | 0 |
| 31 | Chapter 31: End of 2nd loop | 0 |
| 32 | Chapter 32: New Game+ | 0 |
| 33 | Chapter 33: LENS OF PROCEDURAL INSIGHT | 0 |
| 34 | Chapter 34: Game Start! | 0 |
| 35 | Chapter 35: Checkmate! | 0 |
| 36 | Chapter 36: Creative Adherence, My Ass | 0 |
| 37 | Chapter 37: The Garden of Shifting Semantics | 0 |
| 38 | Chapter 38: Cards | 0 |
| 39 | Chapter 39: Yvan | 0 |
| 40 | Chapter 40: War Drums | 0 |
| 41 | Chapter 41: The Supervillain's Bad Week (I) | 0 |
| 42 | Chapter 42: The Supervillain's Bad Week (II) | 0 |
| 43 | Read it! 🔪 | 0 |
| 44 | Chapter 43: The Supervillain's Bad Week (III) | 0 |
| 45 | Chapter 44: Unexpected Level Up | 0 |
| 46 | Chapter 45: The Missing Birds and the Laughing Dragon | 0 |
| 47 | Chapter 46: Subsequent Bad Decisions | 0 |
| 48 | Chapter 47: Let's fight cultists | 0 |
| 49 | Chapter 48: When Peacocks Answer | 0 |
| 50 | Chapter 49: How I Got Shanghaied by My Worst Enemy | 0 |
| 51 | Chapter 50: The Forbidden Door | 0 |
| 52 | Chapter 51: Truth | 0 |
| 53 | Chapter 52: Plan | 0 |
| 54 | Chapter 53: Towards... What? | 0 |
| 55 | Chapter 54: Profanity | 0 |
| 56 | Chapter 55: Remember me this time? | 0 |
| 57 | Chapter 56: When Dragons Don't Answer Their Phones | 0 |