
by TimothyMorris
For far longer than it likes to admit, an immortal cowboy hat has traveled the universe in search of, well … it’s not sure anymore. But it is definitely searching for something. Cursed with sitting on the head of reluctant human wearers, it takes them to places and times they could never imagine. Unfortunately, it doesn’t control where they go, so the hat and its wearer are left to surf the gravitational waves of the universe together, surviving through one unintended adventure after another. Will the hat find what its looking for? Who will the next wearer be? Where can it find the best slice of pizza in the galaxy? All questions that are answered, kind of, in One Size Fits All: Memoirs of an Immortal Cowboy Hat. Oh, and here's the fun part - reader choices will eventually help decide where the hat goes next. The hat thanks you in advance.
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Entry forecast updated 26 Oct 2026, 04:18 UTC
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Forecast model: rs-model-entry-v1
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