The great house of Bakayaro!

The Kingdom of Hentaippon is doomed. ​Following the tragic death of the king, the throne falls to his son—a prince who refuses to wear armor, communicates strictly in anime quotes, and treats geopolitics like a filler arc. The royal court expects ruin. The neighboring kingdoms prepare for an easy conquest. ​They are all dead wrong. ​Through a string of horrifying misunderstandings and sheer, unadulterated dumb luck, the foolish prince begins to accidentally conquer the continent. To his terrified enemies, he is an unstoppable warrior with god-like speed and tactical genius. To his own desperately stressed generals, he is a walking disaster who just wants to Naruto-run into battle. ​What to Expect: ​Accidental OP: A protagonist who fails upward with terrifying efficiency. ​Trope Subversion: Anime and manga cliches taken to their absolute, ridiculous extremes. ​Kingdom Building: Done completely, horribly wrong. ​Extreme Stress: A military command structure entirely dependent on a general desperately trying to cover up the king's incompetence.