Sneaky Peekies

Stories are full of secrets locked away in a storage room everyone forgot about, but somehow still has the key on their keyring. And the keyring protests its very own existence. Sometimes, these stories sneak out into the world, creeping through the aisles, weaving through the pallets of product waiting to be stocked. They linger just out of reach, waiting patiently for the automatic doors to open. Or sometimes, they just exist for the sake of existing. They might not even know they exist. They are definitely sentient. Their favorite food is spaghetti pizza. Extra cheese. We don’t know why. Neither do they. The cash register suspects. And the mop is an assassin. These are those stories—the lost, the found, the weird, and the even weirder weird. Stockrooms growl. Shelves whisper. The dust is judgmental. And there's a snail with a clipboard. Don't ask about the manager. They are experiencing chair. We do not ask what that means. But it comes with a uniform and a nametag. Welcome, Traveler, to the world of Sneaky Peekies. These are the stories they didn't put in the brochure. Lucky for you, they protested. Sneaky Peekies: Bonus preview chaos from The Travelers Saga universe. These are limited short stories featuring main cast members and other surprises from Welcome Traveler, but they are not part of the main Welcome Traveler storyline. Zero stakes. Maximum absurdity. Schedule:As I am able See Orientation for more Patreon Free Exclusives and Information! Discount Store Hero's Patreon Orientation ~Discount Store Hero, possibly a pizza with extra cheese and twenty-four pepperonis New to the universe? Start with the main novel: Welcome Traveler