by Hal82
Being isekai’d is supposed to be cool, right?I wouldn’t know.A legendary party at my side? Not quite. Compared to mine, the Konosuba crew look like a well-oiled machine.Success is… optional. Mostly absent.A harem? Unlikely. My wife would literally roast me.She’s a dragon, by the way.Add to that a broken system called HAL that insists on calling me Dave, a “fairy” built like a siege weapon who drinks tea and apologises while destroying things, and a world where dwarves run unions, elves run supply chains, and magic works—just never the way it’s supposed to.Oh, and half the nation hates us.The other half simply went with despising us.Honestly?This is not how isekai is supposed to work.
