by chocostain
Twelve-year-old Musashi thinks he’s a genius. He’s not. Instead of a legendary sword, he gets a loud-mouthed wooden staff that claims it once toppled kings, trained the greatest mage in history, and is frankly embarrassed to be here. It’s now scratching Musashi’s back in a barn. It is not happy about this. Neither is Musashi. But he’s got clan wars to survive, a cultivation technique that might actually be broken, and zero qualified adults anywhere near him. If you grew up on Naruto grinding from the bottom and you’ve burned through Cradle and everything Will Wight has written, then this is your next read. Progression Fantasy | Cultivation Comedy | Talking Weapon | Found Family | LitRPG Elements
| # | Title | Words |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | Chapter 1 - You know what separates a man of culture from ordinary people? | 0 |
| 2 | Chapter 2 - Through Absolute, Unbelievable Happenstance | 0 |
| 3 | Chapter 3 - The Crucible of Youth | 0 |
| 4 | Chapter 4 - Cease These Abhorrent Visions at Once! | 0 |
| 5 | Chapter 5 - A Divine Artifact | 0 |
| 6 | Chapter 6 - RESTRICTED: Just a suggestion with a more aggressive font | 0 |
| 7 | Chapter 7 - Not all heroes wear capes. Some have imaginary friends. | 0 |
| 8 | Chapter 8 - Our Cross to Carry | 0 |
| 9 | Chapter 9 - Say please? | 0 |
| 10 | Chapter 10 - This Is a Terrible Idea | 0 |
| 11 | Interlude - Celandine Starweave | 0 |
| 12 | Chapter 28 - A Doting Father | 0 |
| 13 | Chapter 29 - The Secret Meeting | 0 |
| 14 | Chapter 30 - United Under One Boodle Fight | 0 |
| 15 | Chapter 31 - You were saying? | 0 |
| 16 | [Interlude] | 0 |
| 17 | Chapter 32 - One day, I will be able to do it. | 0 |
| 18 | Chapter 33 - The Hollowed Scout | 0 |
| 19 | Chapter 34 - The Great Escape | 0 |
| 20 | Chapter 11 - I Am the Greatest Weapon to Ever Exist | 0 |
| 21 | Chapter 12 - Work Smarter, Not Harder | 0 |
| 22 | Chapter 13 - Old Man Energy | 0 |
| 23 | Chapter 14 - Ryuha's Finest | 0 |
| 24 | Chapter 15 - Who Let the Dogs Out? | 0 |
| 25 | Chapter 16 - One Hundred Percent | 0 |
| 26 | Chapter 17 - A Magnificent Sacrifice | 0 |
| 27 | Chapter 18 - You Are Safe Now. I Have You. | 0 |
| 28 | Chapter 19 - Trial of Ash | 0 |
| 29 | Chapter 20 - The Rent Is Paid In Blood | 0 |
| 30 | Chapter 21 - We Become The Shadows Behind The Shadows | 0 |
| 31 | Chapter 22 - How Could You Let the Kids Go Alone to the Forest of Death?! | 0 |
| 32 | Chapter 23 - Can I Touch Your Little Sword? | 0 |
| 33 | Chapter 24 - The Iron Giant | 0 |
| 34 | Chapter 25 - Statistically That Is Not a Garden Gnome | 0 |
| 35 | Chapter 26 - You Did Wonderfully, Little Master | 0 |
| 36 | Chapter 27 - A Mountain Does Not Shake | 0 |
| 37 | Chapter 29 - Kuro the Fool | 0 |
| 38 | Chapter 27 - A mountain does not shake | 0 |
