Hellforged: A Not-so-Divine Comedy [Sys-Apoc, LitRPG, Crafter-Mage-Swordsman]

~ ATTENTION: INHABITANTS OF EARTH ~ The Sovereigns of Hell have decided to devour your world. Alas, they are fair emperors and shall give humankind a chance. You may attempt to conquer the Nine Realms of Infernus before they subdue Earth. Let the entertainment begin! Elliot Smith had heard the term 'go to hell!' more times than he'd care to admit, but not even in his wildest dreams did he think he might have to do it one day. He hadn’t planned on selling his soul to a devil, either, but oh well. His friend is dying, and the cure is down there. He has to find it while surviving the Ungodly Realms and fight their vicious hellspawn with whatever means necessary, all while the Sovereigns use him for their own benefit, like a pawn on a diabolical chessboard. But Elliot knows one thing: even a pawn can deliver the final checkmate, ending the game. Maybe Hell didn’t get that memo, though.  What to expect on your descent: - Sarcasm, self-deprecating humor, and loads of bad words - Hordes of hellspawn to murder in creative ways - A unique crafting mechanic providing infinite aura farming - A brutal and profane System Apocalypse with LitRPG elements - Humanity showing Demons who the actual monsters are - Dante's Inferno, but way less poetic, way more unhinged, and yet, charming in a concerning way - Em dashes whenever I feel like it  Schedule: 5 chapters a week! (M-F)