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Beware of Rock [Fantasy, Science Fiction, Action and Adventure]

Beware of Rock [Fantasy, Science Fiction, Action and Adventure]

by Capwallcroft

ProgressionSpace OperaComedySci-fiStrong Lead
Shadow rank ~570–650 in Sci-fi

Have you ever found a rock? Not just any rock, a talking rock. One that insults you, offers useless advice, and never quite understands what’s going on? No? Neither had Jan. It has been sixteen years since the attack on medieval Kag let a city burn, and short of having to rebuild, not much has changed. Detective work never came naturally to him. Jan can’t remember a time when he wasn’t Consul to the Archmage. His extraordinary talent landed him a life of luxury, raised by one of the most powerful mages ever to grace their simple world. Jan lazes through work as both an academic and a scribe. Yet when mischief lands him in a hangman’s cell, he finds a name carved into the stone wall and a link to the truth behind their lives. Teaming up with his friend Laura, the two launch an investigation into their weaving world, only to dabble in a little more mystery than they originally devised.... Jan and Laura awaken a power they never knew they had, extraordinary abilities that tear the fabric of the stars. Forty years into interstellar war, TACTI unit "Sill" can proudly claim nothing; life as a forgotten tool for CORE troops was about as mundane as it gets. That was until it received the honour of serving the greatest Commander to ever live. During the siege of Quail homeworlds, Sill's Autobot systems once directed the fleets of a thousand worlds. Today, long-distance messages to orbit have a return time of 146 years; an army brews on the western continent and monsters roar over the resurgence of a pseudo-Renaissance society. There was, however, only one slight problem. Well, a lot of problems....... It's hard to fight monsters when your Commander's been brainwashed by local fauna. Posting Schedule: [MWF 12:00 pm ET]  Note: A less edited/extended version of the story can be found at Consul For The Archmage. This is the official relaunch for Consul For The Archmage. There will be small noticeable differences in plot between Beware of Rock and Consul For The Archmage.

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1Chapter 1: A Rare and "Detailed" Account of the Attack on Kag0----
2ENDING RE-LAUNCH0----
3Book 1 Now Available On Amazon0----
4Chapter 2: Veritable Doom0----
5Chapter 3: A Typical Day In Magic Prison0----
6Chapter 4: Strange Rock0----
7Chapter 5: Ad Victorium0----
8Chapter 6: An Enjoyable Moment In Danmu's Employment0----
9Chapter 7: Library Wars0----
10Chapter 8: The Book Stealing Hypothesis0----
11Chapter 9: Sill the Dungleaf farmer vs Pender Waslin General of the Machin Army0----
12Prologue: Nuanced World0----
13Chapter 10: Carnivorous Cherry Trees are Good Home Defense0----
14Chapter 11: Archenemies Enjoy Fresh Lobster0----
15Chapter 12: Jan Theric Chronicler of Autobiographies, Soon (Maybe) To Be Famous Academic0----
16BONUS CHAPTER Last Writings Professor Quintix Lastrum First Jannic To Create A Functional Setra.0----
17Chapter 14: Archmages Grow Fast Gardens0----
18Chapter 15: (15) Quands For Healing Draught (Should be 1000)0----
19Chapter 16: A Solvable Mystery For Future Inmates0----
20Chapter 17: One Incredulously Big Lizard0----
21Chapter 18: Primelords Don't Make For Good Conversation0----
22Chapter 19: Welcome To The Pit0----
23Chapter 20: Evil Thrives In A World of Good0----
24Chapter 21: My Life For Galvanic Cell (Time to commit battery)0----
25Chapter 22: My Life Is Galvanic Cell?0----
26Chapter 23: Ice Cream For Everyone (Not Really)0----
27Chapter 24: A Complete Disregard For Art History0----
28Chapter 25: Barkeep, why is an army outside our door?0----
29Chapter 26: To Squash A Seven Foot Bug0----
30Chapter 27: 60 Pages Double-Spaced Or We're Leaving You Behind!0----
31Chapter 28: Stable Employment Is Hard To Find0----
32Chapter 29: Stable Employment0----
33Chapter 30: Holy Gatekeep0----
34Chapter 31: The Famous Block Party of 62130----
35Chapter 32: The Jaen of Arlon vs CORE Fleet Commander Jan Theric - Epic Battles of Recent History0----