
by EvolutionMaster
Ren Valis had one job: stay low, stay alive, and keep the family cheat secret. He has already failed twice by lunch. Planet Edius has fifty years left before the cosmic Gardeners decide whether to promote it, leave it alone, or reset it to a seed. Every cultivator on the planet is racing to produce the prodigy who will save them all. Ren is not that prodigy. Ren is the seventeen-year-old last heir of a fallen noble house, an apparently mediocre Stage Two cultivator, and the most disappointing Valis in three generations. That, at least, is what everyone is supposed to think. What everyone does not know — and what Ren's late grandfather paid a very large cosmic price to hide — is that Ren has inherited the LifeForm Tier System: a cheat that lets him scan any living thing down to its bloodline, optimize it into something better, and store anything from a sword to a forest inside his own soul. He also has a plant-spirit girl living in his inner world who has opinions about his posture, his cooking, and a long-term plan to build him a tea-tree. All Ren has to do is hide his cheat for ten years, attend a prestigious cultivation academy without face-slapping anyone too memorably, and quietly grow into the man his grandfather bet a planet on He is going to fail at this. He is going to fail at it cheerfully.
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| 1 | Chapter 1: The Carrot That Should Not Be | 0 |
| 2 | Chapter 2: The Gardener in the Garden | 0 |
| 3 | Chapter 3: Three Witnesses | 0 |
| 4 | Chapter 4: The Letter from Mother | 0 |
| 5 | Chapter 5: Last Dinner at Valis Manor | 0 |
| 6 | Chapter 6: The Road Less Guarded | 0 |
| 7 | Chapter 7: Face of a Young Master | 0 |
| 8 | Chapter 8: The Mirrorlake Gate | 0 |
| 9 | Chapter 9: Placement Duel | 0 |
| 10 | Chapter 10: Roommate Terror | 0 |
| 11 | Chapter 11: The Ledger of Losses | 0 |
| 12 | Chapter 12: Uncle Vorel's Apartment | 0 |
| 13 | Chapter 13: The First Class | 0 |
| 14 | Chapter 14: A Bloom's Introduction | 0 |
| 15 | Chapter 15: Settling | 0 |
| 16 | Chapter 16: The Abbot's Smile | 0 |
| 17 | Chapter 17: The Sparring Pit | 0 |
| 18 | Chapter 18: Kaia's Curtain Rods | 0 |
| 19 | Chapter 19: The Tea at Twilight | 0 |
| 20 | Chapter 20: The Seed Room | 0 |
| 21 | Chapter 21: A Quiet Cup of Tea | 0 |
| 22 | Chapter 22: The Bloom Incident | 0 |
| 23 | Chapter 23: Teo's Thirty Stratagems | 0 |
| 24 | Chapter 24: A Second Cup of Tea | 0 |
| 25 | Chapter 25: First Face-Slap | 0 |
| 26 | Chapter 26: The Aftermath Parade | 0 |
| 27 | Chapter 27: The Reaction Chorus | 0 |
| 28 | Chapter 28: A Slow Grandfather Morning | 0 |
| 29 | Chapter 29: The Library Beneath | 0 |
| 30 | Chapter 30: The Eastern Teahouse | 0 |
| 31 | Chapter 31: Aldric's First Note | 0 |
| 32 | Chapter 32: The Night Market | 0 |
| 33 | Chapter 33: The Lake Path South | 0 |
| 34 | Chapter 34: What the Box Said | 0 |
| 35 | Chapter 35: The Second Sunday | 0 |
| 36 | Chapter 36: The Headmaster's Book | 0 |
| 37 | Chapter 37: The Cultivation Chamber | 0 |
| 38 | Chapter 38: The Hall Letter | 0 |
| 39 | Chapter 39: The Abbot's Gift | 0 |
| 40 | Chapter 40: Forty-Seven | 0 |
| 41 | Chapter 41: The Third Tea | 0 |
| 42 | Chapter 42: The Duel Challenge | 0 |
| 43 | Mira in the Rain | 0 |
| 44 | Chapter 44: What the Seed Grows | 0 |