The Many Layers Of McOnions

McOnions let out a sigh as he scrolled through his phone. Too many stories lay dormant, left to rot in the deserted landscape that was his Notes app. A dash of comedy could be found here, a sprinkle of satire over there and even some characters who dared to show their faces more than once. The time had come to let some, if not all, see the light of day.  McOnions stood and clapped his hands. "Alright then, let's get these tapes rolling..."