by Luke Simmons
Snap's parents, Zeke and Acinony, have had it up to HERE (imagine me holding my hand ye high above my head; okay, got it? Okay, that's the HERE where they've had it up to) with her shenanigans and have decided it's time she learn some discipline! That's why they're shipping her off to Camp John Mellen! Where the lake is always smellin'! And the kids are always yellin', "SEND! ME! HOME!" But there's trouble brewing in the woods, and no its not that bear all the girls want to be with for some reason, it's jam and jelly season as the Grapes of Wrath are rolling in, so no use wine-ing about it! Want some cheese with that wine by the way, because if you read this story, that's what you'll be getting a lot of! Deliciously cheesy grape puns!
| # | Title | Words |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | Prologue - The Day The Music Did NOT Die | 0 |
| 2 | Chapter 1 Snap Gone Done Broke The Goofy Meter | 0 |
| 3 | Chapter 2 Camp John Mellen | 0 |
| 4 | Chapter 3 Making a Splash with the Boys | 0 |
| 5 | Chapter 4 I Heard It Through the Grapevine | 0 |
| 6 | Chapter 5 Peeling Back The Secret | 0 |
| 7 | Chapter 6 The Grape Depression | 0 |
| 8 | Chapter 7 Sacrifices Can and WILL Be Made | 0 |
| 9 | Chapter 8 The Grapeful Eight | 0 |
| 10 | Chapter 9 No Use Wine-ing About It | 0 |
| 11 | Chapter 10 Attack of the Cougars | 0 |
| 12 | Chapter 11 The Grapest Show on Earth | 0 |
| 13 | Chapter 12 The Grape Escape | 0 |
| 14 | Chapter 13 The Grape, the Bad, and the Ugly | 0 |
| 15 | Chapter 14 It's Cougar Night (And the Feeling's Right) | 0 |
| 16 | Chapter 15 The Grapest Show on Earth! | 0 |
| 17 | Chapter 16 Sour Grapes | 0 |
| 18 | Chapter 17 Sage, Rosemary and Thyme Machine | 0 |
| 19 | Chapter 18 World War G | 0 |
| 20 | Chapter 19 We're Cooked | 0 |
| 21 | Chapter 20 The Grape Havens | 0 |
| 22 | Perfunctory Boilerplate Contractually Obligated Teaser Epilogue Featuring Overarching Bad Guy | 0 |
