by Luke Simmons
Snap's parents, Zeke and Acinony, have had it up to HERE (imagine me holding my hand ye high above my head; okay, got it? Okay, that's the HERE where they've had it up to) with her shenanigans and have decided it's time she learn some discipline! That's why they're shipping her off to Camp John Mellen! Where the lake is always smellin'! And the kids are always yellin', "SEND! ME! HOME!" But there's trouble brewing in the woods, and no its not that bear all the girls want to be with for some reason, it's jam and jelly season as the Grapes of Wrath are rolling in, so no use wine-ing about it! Want some cheese with that wine by the way, because if you read this story, that's what you'll be getting a lot of! Deliciously cheesy grape puns!
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One state-enhanced oracle order, filtered by each list. Observed Royal Road ranks remain separate ground truth.
Rank updated 23 Oct 2026, 22:48 UTC
Entry forecast updated 23 Oct 2026, 22:48 UTC
Ranking model: rs-public-oracle-state-v1
Forecast model: rs-model-entry-v1
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Benchmarks: 8,060 active Royal Road stories, percentiles within the 20–49 chapters band, cohort of 2026-07-02. Conversion is measured as followers gained per 1,000 views lifetime.
