
by EmilyGolus
Adventure calls. The wrong party answers. Quirky royal Mira Olvidneth is her underground city’s Very Worst Engineer and its Most Despised Bachelorette—all before her nineteenth birthday. When a goblin friend falls ill and the only cure can be found by the sea, Mira is willing to journey across Vindor’s vast forests to get it—even though she’s never spent a day in the above-ground world. What could go wrong? To help her, Mira’s cousin sets her up with an adventuring party that’s “the best of the best,” including a centaur warrior, a samurai blademaster, a potion-making magician, and a world-famous navigator. But as the party ventures into the wilderness, Mira discovers everything she’s been told about her companions is a lie. Which is … not particularly ideal, especially as the hopeless party bumbles into the clutches of Vindor’s most ruthless warlord. What to expect: 🙃 Character-driven, situational comedy 🎭 Funny characters, serious stakes 🗺️ Robust fantasy world-building 🎲 TTRPG tropes and humor without stats or technical details 😇 No graphic content 🦄 Fantastical creatures 🐓 Danger chicken Moving to Kindle Unlimited -- download the ebook free on October 1, 2026!
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