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by Mike Descent
He banned a passenger’s Cheetos from his Uber. Five seconds later, the sky over Manhattan ripped open and the apocalypse picked his class. Now Cormac has a garbage-tier build with way too much authority, a city full of monsters, and exactly zero intention of dying politely. Comedic Urban System Invasion LitRPG.
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