
by Asari-chan
Xenia Calimeris yearned to escape the hustle and bustle of her existence, but never in a million years did she expect it would be via a magical portal. Too bad it landed her smack dab in a world of wizards and warlords. Worse, she’s still gotta earn a living, except now it's in a sleepy town besieged by gnome loan sharks and goblin mobsters. Once an orcish horde arrives eager to make her their next meal, there's only one thing a meek girl with a zest for gastronomy can do - start baking! With a hungry bumblebear by her side and a flamboyant pirate sorcerer showing her the ropes, Xenia will need to cook like never before, because her next culinary creation might just be the spice that saves her life. What to expect from Xenia's Bakery for Beasts: Low Stakes, High Comedy Traditional Magic Slow Progression as our non-combative gal learns as she goes Finding a family while totally lost
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| 1 | Chapter One: Mis en Place | 0 |
| 2 | Chapter Two: Exit, Pursued by Bumblebear | 0 |
| 3 | Chapter Three: Teatime with Wizards | 0 |
| 4 | Chapter Four: Carts and Exposition | 0 |
| 5 | Chapter Five: Barnabas Whitehall Jr–the Man, the Myth, the Runaway | 0 |
| 6 | Chapter Six: Pit Stop | 0 |
| 7 | Chapter Seven: Traffic Jam of the Soul | 0 |
| 8 | Chapter Eight: Crossroads | 0 |
| 9 | Chapter Nine: Unwarm Welcomes | 0 |
| 10 | Chapter Ten: Bombshells and the Bizarre | 0 |
| 11 | Chapter Eleven: Side Quests and Sourpusses | 0 |
| 12 | Chapter Twelve: Convincing the Contrarian | 0 |
| 13 | Chapter Thirteen: Fresh Starts | 0 |
| 14 | Chapter Fourteen: Muffins and Mayhem | 0 |
| 15 | Chapter Fifteen: Meet the Neighbors | 0 |
| 16 | Chapter Sixteen: Meet the Town | 0 |
| 17 | Chapter Seventeen: Settling In | 0 |
| 18 | Chapter Eighteen: Business is Brewing | 0 |
| 19 | Chapter Nineteen: Deception Makes the Best Dessert | 0 |
| 20 | Chapter Twenty: Recharging and Reconciliations | 0 |
| 21 | Chapter Twenty-One: The Stone Hill Jamboree | 0 |
| 22 | Chapter Twenty-Two: Blind, Deaf, and Very Dumb Date | 0 |
| 23 | Chapter Twenty-Three: Reasons Worth Fighting For | 0 |
| 24 | Chapter Twenty-Four: And Reasons Worth Getting the Heck Out of Here | 0 |
| 25 | Chapter Twenty-Five: Our Town is Turning into Shitakes | 0 |
| 26 | Chapter Twenty-Six: The Plot Thickens Like Custard | 0 |
| 27 | Chapter Twenty-Seven: Pancakes and Partial Plans | 0 |
| 28 | Chapter Twenty-Eight: Biscuits and Blamethrowers | 0 |
| 29 | Chapter Twenty-Nine: Overworked for Dough | 0 |
| 30 | Chapter Thirty: Rock Cake Raiders | 0 |
| 31 | Chapter Thirty-One: More Muffin Mayhem | 0 |
| 32 | Chapter Thirty-Two: New Friends and other Complications | 0 |
| 33 | Chapter Thirty-Three: The Sorcery of Scones | 0 |
| 34 | Chapter Thirty-Four: Crumpets and Consequences | 0 |
| 35 | Chapter Thirty-Five: No Good Pastry Goes Unpunished | 0 |
| 36 | Chapter Thirty-Six: The Betrayal of Buttermilk | 0 |
| 37 | Chapter Thirty-Seven: Hide and Prejudice | 0 |
| 38 | Chapter Thirty-Eight: A Very Orcish Scandal | 0 |
| 39 | Chapter Thirty-Nine: The Lost Art of Combat Catering | 0 |
| 40 | Chapter Forty: A Hungover Homecoming | 0 |
| 41 | Chapter Forty-One: Pizza Should Be the Only Love Triangles | 0 |
| 42 | Chapter Forty-Two: No Matter the Why, the What can Still Suck | 0 |
| 43 | Chapter Forty-Three: Back to the Problem at Hand | 0 |
| 44 | Chapter Forty-Four: Half-Baked Plans | 0 |
| 45 | Chapter Forty-Five: Deal with the Devil’s Food Cake | 0 |
| 46 | Chapter Forty-Six: Doubling the Recipe for Disaster | 0 |
| 47 | Chapter Forty-Seven: House Calls | 0 |
| 48 | Chapter Forty-Eight: Hello, My Name is Indigo Xenia, You Gave Me Powers, Prepare to Fly… | 0 |
| 49 | Chapter Forty-Nine: Brownies and Back Up Plans | 0 |
| 50 | Chapter Fifty: Familial Meddling at its Finest | 0 |
| 51 | Chapter Fifty-One: Espionage and Éclairs | 0 |
| 52 | Chapter Fifty-Two: Burned Noisette | 0 |
| 53 | Chapter Fifty-Three: The Worst Thing That Can Happen | 0 |
| 54 | Chapter Fifty-Four: Tiramisu and Tabloids | 0 |
| 55 | Chapter Fifty-Five: The Stakes Rise Like a Soufflé | 0 |
| 56 | Chapter Fifty-Six: It’s Always Darkest before the Flan | 0 |
| 57 | Chapter Fifty-Seven: Deus Ex Magician | 0 |
| 58 | Chapter Fifty-Eight: If at First You Don’t Succeed, Cheat | 0 |
| 59 | Chapter Fifty-Nine: Beyond Sadness and Beans | 0 |
| 60 | Chapter Sixty: Bright Lights, Big Barleon City | 0 |
| 61 | Chapter Sixty-One: From Confusion to Coffee | 0 |
| 62 | Chapter Sixty-Two: It’s Not the Journey, It’s the Destination | 0 |
| 63 | Chapter Sixty-Three: Challenge Zero – Surviving the Setup | 0 |
| 64 | Chapter Sixty-Four: The Andonian Job | 0 |
| 65 | Chapter Sixty-Five: Technical Difficulties | 0 |
| 66 | Chapter Sixty-Six: Challenge One – Mastering the Mundane | 0 |
| 67 | Chapter Sixty-Seven: Over Before it Even Started | — |
| 68 | Chapter Sixty-Eight: Cookies and Kidnappings | — |
| 69 | Chapter Sixty-Nine: Challenge Two: Baking Up is Hard to Do | — |
| 70 | Chapter Seventy: Leave No Stone(fruit) Unturned | — |
| 71 | Chapter Seventy-One: Challenge Three: No Good Knead Goes Unpunished | — |
| 72 | Chapter Seventy-Two: Raising the Steaks | — |
| 73 | Chapter Seventy-Three: Decisions Can Split Like Cream | — |
| 74 | Chapter Seventy-Four: Appeasing the Shippers | — |
| 75 | Chapter Seventy-Five: A Parfait Storm | — |
| 76 | Chapter Seventy-Six: Challenge Four: The Crème de la Crème Brûlée | — |
| 77 | Chapter Seventy-Seven: It’s not Delivery, it’s Deception | — |
| 78 | Chapter Seventy-Eight: Contempt of Custard | — |
| 79 | Chapter Seventy-Nine: Whisked Away Trust | — |
| 80 | Chapter Eighty: Dark Night of the Sole | — |
| 81 | Chapter Eighty-One: Plan Tea | — |
| 82 | Chapter Sixty-Four: The Andonian Job 14 minutes ago | 0 |