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The System Offered Me a Holy Maiden, But I Chose My Dog Instead

The System Offered Me a Holy Maiden, But I Chose My Dog Instead

by ROSS LOVE

ActionAdventureLitRPGMagicMale Lead

"If you were transmigrated to another world with a Gacha Talent System, what would your choice be?" The holographic screen shimmered in front of them, offering four paths to destiny: A: Break the family curse and restore your ancient glory. B: Purge the corrupt nobility and earn the adoration of millions. C: Rescue the lost Holy Maiden from the clutches of darkness. D: Embark on a magnificent, legendary adventure with your dog. Bruce, the golden retriever (or whatever breed he is!), wagged his tail so hard it sounded like a helicopter taking off. "I choose C! Pick C! Save the Holy Maiden! For justice! (And treats!)" He Xi smiled warmly, patting the dog’s head with fatherly affection. "Too bad, buddy. I already locked in Option D." Bruce’s tail stopped mid-wag. "So, you understand what I sacrificed for you, right?" He Xi’s smile turned mischievous. "The Holy Maiden is gone, and it’s all because of you. Therefore... you’re on night watch duty. Every night. For the rest of the trip." Bruce: "???" (Shocked Dog Face.JPG) What to expect from this story: The "Buddy Cop" Dynamic: One man and one dog, both trying to survive an Isekai world that is much weirder than they expected. Pseudo-D&D Mechanics: Stats, classes, and gacha-style talent draws, but with a chaotic twist. Comedy & Harem: He thought he gave up the Holy Maiden, but fate (and a very confused gacha system) might have other plans. Adventure: Real stakes, epic battles, and a lot of barking. Tags: Action Adventure Comedy Harem Fantasy LitRPG

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1Chapter 1: Hosea and Bruce0----
2Chapter 2: The Life of a Dog0----
3Chapter 3: The Art of Language0----
4Chapter 4: The Legend of Paladin Roland0----
5Chapter 5: The Domain of the Eagle-Claw0----
6[Chapter 6: Starlight in the Shadows]0----
7Chapter 7: Good Boy, Bruce0----
8Chapter 8: The Embrace0----
9Chapter 9: Will the Chance Arise?0----
10Chapter 10: The Entomophile0----
11Chapter 11: Adamantine Gut0----
12Chapter 12: Hosea’s Friend0----
13Chapter 13: The Eight Virtues of Knighthood0----
14Chapter 14: Holy Strike0----
15Chapter 15: The Hellhound and the Earth Bear0----
16Chapter 16: The Harvest0----
17Chapter 17: Earth Spike0----
18Chapter 18: The Mark of a Genius0----
19Chapter 19: My House is in Peril, Apprehend the Culprit!0----
20Chapter 20: Sovereign of Blood0----
21Chapter 21: The Baron’s Fury0----
22Chapter 22: Hosea Was Right0----
23Chapter 23: The Cantrip of Luminance0----
24Chapter 24: Silence0----
25Chapter 25: The Goblin Gauntlet0----
26Chapter 26: A Question of Length0----
27Chapter 27: Is My Mic Peaking?0----
28Chapter 28: Earth Spike Lv.20----
29Chapter 29: If You Won't Work, the Goblins Will0----
30Chapter 30: The Mine Investigation0----
31Chapter 31: Leave None Alive0----
32Chapter 32: An Unexpected Windfall0----
33Chapter 33: Of Sticks, Silly Hounds, and Coaches0----
34Chapter 34: Mr. Garen Is Ten Thousand Times Better Than You0----
35Chapter 35: It’ll Cost You Extra0----
36Chapter 36: Assessment and Tags0----
37Chapter 37: Roadside Inn0----
38Chapter 38: The Necromancer and the Spectral Hound0----
39Chapter 39: The Shadowless Squad0----
40Chapter 40: Rosetown Cannot Function Without Us0----
41Chapter 41: A Guide to Everything in Rosetown0----
42Chapter 42: Dragon-Breath Skewers0----
43Chapter 43: The Adventurer’s Guild0----
44Chapter 44: Registration0----
45Chapter 45: The Pug Life0----
46Chapter 46: My Name is Garen, and This is Bruce0----
47Chapter 47: Shared Burdens0----
48Chapter 48: Supper Time0----
49Chapter 49: The Orc and the Lute0----
50Chapter 50: The Primal Feast0----
51Chapter 51: Heading Out for Stonebrook0----
52Chapter 52: Deviation from the Plan0----
53Chapter 53: The Choice0----
54Chapter 54: The Prowl0----
55Chapter 55: The Novel Lover0----
56Chapter 56: The Snare0----
57Chapter 57: Pastoral Pandemonium0----
58Chapter 58: The Unexpected0----
59Chapter 59: Unexpected Reinforcements0----
60Chapter 60: Feral Charge0----
61Chapter 61: Harvest0----
62Chapter 62: This is Level 9?0----
63Chapter 63: Field Dressing0----
64Chapter 64: The Bonfire0----
65Chapter 65: Midnight Rendezvous0----
66Chapter 66: Floral Notes and the Pact0----
67Chapter 67: The Journal and the Elf0----
68Chapter 68: Elegy of the Moon0----
69Chapter 69: The Mark0----
70Chapter 70: The Long Road Home0----
71Chapter 71: Awakening0----
72Chapter 72: Submitting the Commission0----
73Chapter 73: A Nutritious Start0----
74Chapter 74: Copper Nail Lane0----
75Chapter 75: That Damned Dog0----
76Chapter 76: Rocknock’s Stone House0----
77Chapter 77: The Four Seas Exchange0----
78Chapter 78: A Private Commission0----
79Chapter 79: 122 Scarlet Falls Lane0----
80Chapter 80: New Home and New Spells0----
81Chapter 81: Young Thomas0----
82Chapter 82: The Aura of a Powerhouse0----
83Chapter 83: Arcane Drills0----
84Chapter 84: A Canine Curriculum0----
85Chapter 85: Grease0----
86Chapter 86: The Oak Tavern0----
87Chapter 87: The Next Contract0----
88Chapter 88: Puji is Simply Sublime0----
89Chapter 89: Old Rules0----
90Chapter 90: Maurice the Long-Nose0----
91Chapter 91: Patch’s Bill0----
92Chapter 92: The Golden Escape0----