ParentQuest

ParentQuest: Level 1 Toddler vs. The Exhausted Paladin The Quest: Raise a human without losing your sanity. The Class: Tired Parent (Multi-classed into "Short-Order Cook" and "Negotiator"). The Difficulty: Legendary. In a world where "The Floor is Lava" is a literal hazard and the final boss is a 3-year-old who refused to clean their plate, you soon discover that being a Dad is far harder than facing monsters. ParentQuest is a funny, pun-filled, Choose-Your-Own-Adventure parody of fantasy tropes applied to the absolute chaos of modern parenting. Warning: Contains high-level Dad Jokes, 90s culture references, and zero screen time. Interactive: You choose where to go...and decide if you survive the grocery store or fall to the "Cereal Aisle Siren Song." Book is short and finished, will post new chapters frequently until complete.