by Elemonated
Blaze Shadowblood is just a normal teenager with perfectly spiky hair and a tragic backstory he literally just found out about five minutes ago. He didn't ask for a great destiny. He just wanted lunch. But after eating a suspiciously glowing sandwich in the school cafeteria, Blaze is violently drafted into an ancient, grease-stained war. Now, possessing the forbidden power of Sodium and armed with a giant cafeteria tray-cleaver, Blaze must face the ultimate food-court apocalypse. Hunted by Lord Malevortex—the most evil (and well-dressed) man in all dimensions—and allied with a magical princess who fell in love with him instantly for absolutely no reason, Blaze's Tuesday is about to get completely out of hand. Welcome to the Dark Castle Mall. The food court demons are waking up. The skeletons are armed with barcode scythes. And the fate of the world rests on a guy who just really wants a free refill.
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One state-enhanced oracle order, filtered by each list. Observed Royal Road ranks remain separate ground truth.
Rank updated 3 Oct 2026, 21:48 UTC
Entry forecast updated 3 Oct 2026, 21:48 UTC
Ranking model: rs-public-oracle-state-v1
Forecast model: rs-model-entry-v1
Chart history contains only this ranking model's runs; legacy points are not spliced in.
Not enough recent follower history to estimate a shadow rank yet.
beats 21% of similar stories
not enough data yet
needs about a week of observations
Benchmarks: 8,060 active Royal Road stories, percentiles within the 5–9 chapters band, cohort of 2026-07-02. Conversion is measured as followers gained per 1,000 views lifetime.
