
by AsherVayne
A workplace comedy about monsters trying to survive the horrors of a corporate office. Think The Office meets What We Do in the Shadows. It follows Alucard, an energy vampire working in reinsurance. He doesn’t drink blood he feeds on the slow, suffocating dread of meetings that should have been emails. But when a relentlessly cheerful new HR rep starts spreading positivity (and pink donuts), Alucard begins to starve. Now he and his coworkers an angry IT werewolf, a routine-obsessed zombie, and other office horrors must wage a secret war against corporate happiness just to survive. Vibe: Episodic. Satirical. Based on very real corporate trauma.Misery Inc is on AMZ as a short novella
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| 1 | Chapter 1: The Donut Disaster | 0 |
| 2 | Update on Misery Inc! | 0 |
| 3 | Chapter 2: The Mindfulness Menace | 0 |
| 4 | Chapter 3: The Trust Fall Trap | 0 |
| 5 | Chapter 4: The Intern Menace | 0 |
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| Chapter 5: The Open-Plan Panic |
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| 7 | Chapter 6: The Potluck Problem | 0 |
| 8 | Chapter 7: Bring your Family ..or Else | 0 |
| 9 | Chapter 8: The Standing Desk Demon | 0 |
| 10 | Chapter 9: The Productivity Tracker | 0 |
| 11 | Chapter 10: The Mindfulness Mandate | 0 |
| 12 | Chapter 11: The 4 Hour Meeting | 0 |
| 13 | Chapter 12: The Shame Machine | 0 |
| 14 | Chapter 13: The Positivity Tax | 0 |
| 15 | Chapter 14: The Doom Delegation | 0 |
| 16 | Chapter 15: The Synergy Crash | 0 |
| 17 | Chapter 16: L'Étranger in the Machine | 0 |
| 18 | Chapter 17: Death by Sticky Note | 0 |
| 19 | Chapter 18: The Dotted Line | 0 |
| 20 | Chapter 19: The Gaslight Broadcast | 0 |
| 21 | Chapter 20: The Synergy Spectrum | 0 |
| 22 | Chapter 21: Thought Leadership | 0 |
| 23 | Chapter 22: Dropdown Purgatory | 0 |
| 24 | Chapter 23: The Phishing Expedition | 0 |
| 25 | Chapter 24: The Alignment Sync | 0 |
| 26 | Chapter 25: The Swag Box | 0 |