
by Phoeniex
Reincarnated as a Raccoon in the Apocalypse: My Quiet Life as an OP Trash Panda Abe spent fifty years preparing for the end of the world. He stockpiled beans, ammunition, medical supplies, and everything else he needed to survive the apocalypse. What he didn't prepare for… was dying first. When the Gaia System awakens and magic floods the world, Abe is reincarnated as the baby raccoon he'd been feeding behind his Ozark cabin. He just wanted to hole up in his fortified cabin, eat snacks, and let the apocalypse sort itself out. However, through a series of misunderstandings and miracles, he… * Resurrects Bambi, a deer, who starts a religion where Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are considered sacred scripture.* Gains a growing pool of animal believers.* Unlocks a divine domain made from literal trash that's fed by Mort, a kleptomaniac opossum.* Gets labeled a Demon Beast King by the government.* Accidentally bonds with a squirrel Divine Companion who thinks they're married now.* Discovers trickster gods such as Coyote and Raven have an unhealthy obsession with him. Meanwhile:* Mana tides are mutating and evolving wildlife.* Humans are awakening Classes.* Cannibal dwarves just moved into the woods.* And every accident makes things worse… Or better. Abe can't always tell. Join the Great Trash Panda in a world of magic and monsters. Sometimes the only way to survive is to embrace the garbage thrown at you. What to Expect * Sarcastic Non-Human MC ✔ * Light LitRPG & Divine Progression ✔ * Slow-Burn Power Fantasy ✔ * Slice-of-Life Meets Apocalypse ✔ * Expanding Cast & Multiple POVs ✔
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| 1 | Chapter 1: Reincarnated as a Raccoon | 0 |
| 2 | Chapter 2: Breaking and Entering | 0 |
| 3 | Chapter 3: The Hills Are Watching | 0 |
| 4 | Chapter 4: Not a Dream | 0 |
| 5 | Chapter 5: Werewolves and Druids | 0 |
| 6 | Chapter 6: Shelly and Pierre's Thoughts | 0 |
| 7 | Chapter 7: Nighttime Nonsense | 0 |
| 8 | Chapter 8: Squirrelpocalypse | 0 |
| 9 | Chapter 9: Nutty Ambitions | 0 |
| 10 | Chapter 10: Talk Trash | 0 |
| 11 | Chapter 11: Trickster's Timeout | 0 |
| 12 | Chapter 12: Paws and Pranks | 0 |
| 13 | Chapter 13: Supernatural House Party | 0 |
| 14 | Chapter 14: Squirrel Gods and Sacred Bonds | 0 |
| 15 | Chapter 15: Community Gossip | 0 |
| 16 | Chapter 16: Scion of Chaos | 0 |
| 17 | Chapter 17: A New Family | 0 |
| 18 | Chapter 18: Practical Magic Solutions | 0 |
| 19 | Chapter 19: More Practical Solutions | 0 |
| 20 | Chapter 20: A Squirrel's Eye View | 0 |
| 21 | Chapter 21: Caught in the Web | 0 |
| 22 | Chapter 22: The Weaver's Tale | 0 |
| 23 | Chapter 23: Cosmic Insignificance | 0 |
| 24 | Chapter 24: Council of Mischief | 0 |
| 25 | Chapter 25: Raccoon Retail | 0 |
| 26 | Chapter 26: Claire Gets Clarity | 0 |
| 27 | Chapter 27: Ranger's Reckoning | 0 |
| 28 | Chapter 28: Territorial Drama | 0 |
| 29 | Chapter 29: Welcome to Fame | 0 |
| 30 | Chapter 30: Damage Control and Disaster Reviews | 0 |
| 31 | Chapter 31: Totem Creation | 0 |
| 32 | Chapter 32: The Price of Prayer | 0 |
| 33 | Chapter 33: Who Wants to Live Forever | 0 |
| 34 | Chapter 34: The Gathering Storm | 0 |
| 35 | Chapter 35: The Gaia System Arrives | 0 |
| 36 | Chapter 36: System Choices | 0 |
| 37 | Chapter 37: Divine Chaos | 0 |
| 38 | Chapter 38: Going Viral | 0 |
| 39 | Chapter 39: The First Domino | 0 |
| 40 | Chapter 40: The Church of Reincarnation | 0 |
| 41 | Chapter 41: A New Pantheon Member | 0 |
| 42 | Chapter 42: Finding Bambi | 0 |
| 43 | Chapter 43: Meeting Bambi | 0 |
| 44 | Chapter 44: Mother Squirrel's Revenge | 0 |
| 45 | Chapter 45: The Morning After | 0 |
| 46 | Chapter 46: The Long Walk Home | 0 |
| 47 | Chapter 47: Awkward Conversations | 0 |
| 48 | Chapter 48: Into the Liminal Land | 0 |
| 49 | Chapter 49: A Brave New World | 0 |
| 50 | Chapter 50: It's A Small World After All | 0 |
| 51 | Chapter 51: The Demon Beast King Stirs | 0 |
| 52 | Chapter 52: The First Skirmish | 0 |
| 53 | Chapter 53: The Price of Faith | 0 |
| 54 | Chapter 54: Bambi's Determination | 0 |
| 55 | Chapter 55: Souls of the Departed | 0 |
| 56 | Chapter 56: Contractors and Chaos | 0 |
| 57 | Chapter 57: Calm Before the Storm | 0 |
| 58 | Chapter 58: Local Announcement | 0 |
| 59 | Chapter 59: The Golden Dragon | 0 |
| 60 | Chapter 60: Another Mouth to Feed | 0 |
| 61 | Chapter 61: A Dragon's Hoard | 0 |
| 62 | Chapter 62: Trickster's Dilemma | 0 |
| 63 | Chapter 63: A Dragon's Hoard | 0 |
| 64 | Chapter 64: Conscriptions and Armies | 0 |
| 65 | Chapter 65: Accidental Army | 0 |
| 66 | Chapter 66: A Growing World | 0 |
| 67 | Chapter 67: Facing the Dead | 0 |
| 68 | Chapter 68: Choices for the Fallen | 0 |
| 69 | Chapter 69: The Veggie Meat Plan | 0 |
| 70 | Chapter 70: Poisons and Venoms | 0 |
| 71 | Chapter 71: Nightmares | 0 |
| 72 | Chapter 72: Pee Pads and Possibilities | 0 |
| 73 | Chapter 73: Anticlimax and Arrivals | 0 |
| 74 | Chapter 74: Chaos Berries and Divine Politics | 0 |
| 75 | Chapter 75: Blessed Evolution | 0 |
| 76 | Chapter 76: Faith and Sight | 0 |
| 77 | Chapter 77: Distribution of Blessings | 0 |
| 78 | Chapter 78: Junior Guardians | 0 |
| 79 | Chapter 79: Loki Arrives | 0 |
| 80 | Chapter 80: Loki Looks | 0 |
| 81 | Chapter 81: The Fox on the Lawn | 0 |
| 82 | Chapter 82: What the Fox Saw | 0 |
| 83 | Chapter 83: The Rabbit | 0 |
| 84 | Chapter 84: Small(ish) World | 0 |
| 85 | Chapter 85: Let the Adventure Begin | 0 |
| 86 | Chapter 86: The Believer | 0 |
| 87 | Chapter 87: NPC Training | 0 |
| 88 | Chapter 88: The Ranger's Report | 0 |
| 89 | Chapter 89: Window Shopping | 0 |
| 90 | Chapter 90: Rich Tastes With a Poor Man's Budget | 0 |
| 91 | Chapter 91: The Government's Offer | 0 |
| 92 | Chapter 92: Money Matters | 0 |
| 93 | Chapter 93: The Other Shoe | 0 |