The Primordial Trickster

John poked the Spark. It was glowing, it looked interesting, and he’d been alone in the void for a very long time. He didn't know it would explode into a multiverse of screaming gods, physical laws, and eventually, decent coffee. Now, John just wants to see what the mess he created is up to. The Problem: The Outer Gods won’t stop drooling on the fabric of reality (John bought them bibs). The Greek Titans are trying to escape prison (John is beating them at chess until they learn some manners). The Norse Apocalypse Wolf is depressed (John is giving him belly rubs and playing fetch with starlight). The Egyptian Pantheon thinks they’re intimidating (John thinks they're furries and wants to pet them). John is the most powerful being in existence. He doesn't want your worship, your prayers, or your soul. He wants a triple-shot espresso and for the laws of physics to stop being so clingy. The Primordial Trickster is a high-energy, low-stakes series about the being who started it all finally getting around to the fun parts. What to expect: Zero Angst. Zero Epic Battles (John usually finishes things in one "pull"). Max Absurdity. Petting things that shouldn't be petted.