by Marcus Black
John existed before existence. One day, in the empty quiet of the void, he poked something glowing… and accidentally created everything. Universes.Pantheons.Eldritch beings.Mythologies.All of it. Now he occasionally visits Earth. He likes the atmosphere, the snacks, and the general vibe. Mortals see him as a friendly, harmless human—which keeps things simple. Unfortunately for him: Gods keep dropping by unannounced.Cosmic beings treat him like their emotional support friend.Eldritch horrors show up asking for hot chocolate.Reality bends around him out of habit.Mortals still think he's just a guy. John is the most powerful being in creation. John is also the kind of person who apologizes to furniture when he bumps into it. The Primordial Trickster is a cozy, comedic, low-stakes series about the universe’s oldest being trying to relax while every pantheon, primordial, and cosmic entity treats him like the most chaotic “normal person” to ever exist. No angst.No epic battles.Just cosmic nonsense, divine confusion, and one very friendly primordial.
| # | Title | Words |
|---|---|---|
| 0 | Before Everything (And How It Got Ruined) | 0 |
| 1 | The Dominion Incident (Or: Why Everyone Respects Boundaries Now) | 0 |
| 2 | The Bib Incident (Or: John Discovers the Weird Neighbors) | 0 |
| 3 | The Scroll Incident (Or: John’s Terrible Introduction to Baby Gods) | 0 |
| 4 | The Goodest Boy (Or: How John Met Cerberus) | 0 |
