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Henchman Bill

Henchman Bill

by AD Martin

Urban FantasyActionComedySci-fiSatireSoft Sci-fiLitRPGUrban FantasyProgressionAnti-Hero LeadSuper Heroes
Rising Stars:Satire #8
Shadow rank ~51–55 in Sci-fi↑1

Bill beat a hero.  Now he has to take down his Boss Bill Santos as an agent for SBG Industries, finds himself at another performance review. His job is to stand in the way of VIPs and try not to get turned into soup. He has just under 3 months left on a debt contract that feels like a life sentence, and all he wants is to return to a job that isn't as soul sucking. But when an experimental alien technology known as an enabler malfunctions, Bill finds himself mentally merged with his pet hen named Tito. It gives him powers just like the VIPs and the heroes. But it's different. Tito can rewrite Bill’s DNA on the fly, shifting points from his vision to his strength or his pain tolerance to his speed. But there is a limit on how much Tito can manipulate. At least, while she's level 1. Caught between a CEO who treats reality like a playground, VIPs who create micro black holes for convenience, and a chicken in his head, Bill has to decide: what do you do when you're forced to face your past? [Participant of the Royal Road Writathon] What to expect: -Moments of violence followed by heart -Some good or bad jokes (I laughed) -LITRPG-Lite elements (Tito can interact with the system as early as Chapter 4) -Tito the chicken levels up  -Progression for the MC -Corporate workplace satire -Very mild office romance

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OverviewEngagementProseChapters
Favorites
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FVR
1.20%
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Ratings
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Reviews
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RS Days
46
Total Chapters
38
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Chapter Analysis
Word counts and prose metrics for each chapter
#TitleWordsFK GradeDialogueSSPVariation
1Chapter 1 - Friends, Bullets and Performance Reviews0----
2Chapter 2 - MY PEN?!0----
3Chapter 3 - This Could've Been an Email0----
4Chapter 4 - You Should Bite Him0----
5Chapter 5 - Selfie Weirdo0----
6Chapter 6 - Hero 210----
7Chapter 7 - Dirty Needle0----
8Chapter 8 - Armrest Medicine0----
9Chapter 9 - By What Barometer?0----
10Chapter 10 - Sign This Incident Report0----
11Chapter 11 - Meeting The Boss0----
12Chapter 12 - How Does It All Work?0----
13Chapter 13 - Don't Re-Meet Your Heroes0----
14Chapter 14 - The Ultimate Plan0----
15Chapter 15 - Steak Flesh for Breakfast0----
16Chapter 16 - Requisition Forms Must be Notarized0----
17Chapter 17 - Fancy Dresses & Slow Car Chases0----
18Chapter 18 - Recommended to Stay Indoors and Watch For Explosions0----
19Chapter 19 - Day Drinking To Celebrate What's To Come0----
20Chapter 20 - Prep Time0----
21Chapter 21 - Looming Conspiracy0----
22Chapter 22 - In This Club0----
23Chapter 23 - Dance Floor Stabbing0----
24Chapter 24 - Four Heroes, One Chicken0----
25Chapter 25 - Tuesdays, Am I Right?0----
26Chapter 26 - How To Get A Promotion0----
27Chapter 27 - The New Boss0----
28Chapter 28 - Letters and Snipers0----
29Chapter 29 - Double Agents and Lawyers0----
30Chapter 30 - Last Minute Power0----
31Chapter 31 - Not Who I Thought It Would Be0----
32Chapter 32 - Truth Revealed0----
33Chapter 33 - Job Offer0----
34Chapter 34 - New workplace0----
35Chapter 35 - Unwanted Phone Call0----
36Chapter 36 - Don't Be A Hero0----
37Chapter 37 - Home Again0----
38Chapter 38 - Rumble in the Type 3 Constructed Building0----