Henchman Bill

Bill beat a hero.  Now he has to take down his Boss Bill Santos as an agent for SBG Industries, finds himself at another performance review. His job is to stand in the way of VIPs and try not to get turned into soup. He has just under 3 months left on a debt contract that feels like a life sentence, and all he wants is to return to a job that isn't as soul sucking. But when an experimental alien technology known as an enabler malfunctions, Bill finds himself mentally merged with his pet hen named Tito. It gives him powers just like the VIPs and the heroes. But it's different. Tito can rewrite Bill’s DNA on the fly, shifting points from his vision to his strength or his pain tolerance to his speed. But there is a limit on how much Tito can manipulate. At least, while she's level 1. Caught between a CEO who treats reality like a playground, VIPs who create micro black holes for convenience, and a chicken in his head, Bill has to decide: what do you do when you're forced to face your past? [Participant of the Royal Road Writathon] What to expect: -Moments of violence followed by heart -Some good or bad jokes (I laughed) -LITRPG-Lite elements (Tito can interact with the system as early as Chapter 4) -Tito the chicken levels up  -Progression for the MC -Corporate workplace satire -Very mild office romance