Galactic HOA: Eviction Notice

Frank Russo was just a municipal code enforcement officer in Paramus, New Jersey, trying to make enough to pay for his daughter's braces. Then the sky turned into a glowing blue spreadsheet, and Earth was liquidated by the Galactic Homeowners Association for failing to pay its "atmospheric stabilization fees." Now, Frank is a drafted Level 1 Demolition Expert for the GHOA, armed with a rusty pipe wrench, a hard-hat, and a profound disrespect for authority. His 14-year-old daughter is frozen in an alien Evidence Locker, and the only way to thaw her out is to earn 50,000 Credits by doing the GHOA's dirty work. Joined by Pip—a sapient, foul-mouthed, and aggressively suicidal sugar glider who thinks Frank's construction jargon are ancient warrior chants and believes OSHA is a cowardly god of safety—Frank is about to weaponize the universe's own bureaucratic bylaws. He's going to cite, demolish, and explode his way up the corporate ladder until he gets his kid back. And if the GHOA Board of Directors gets in his way? He'll hit them with a Catastrophic Structural Failure violation. Right in the face. Galactic HOA: Eviction Notice is a fast-paced, hilarious Sci-Fi LitRPG featuring a blue-collar protagonist, a unique "Hard-Light Bureaucracy" magic system, and a suicidal marsupial who just wants to reach Valhalla. Book One of the Hard-Light Bureaucracy Series. Want to read ahead and support the series? Early-access chapters of Galactic HOA: Eviction Notice are available on Patreon at Andrew Choi | Galactic HOA & Architect of Ruin. Supporters get advance chapters while helping Frank, Pip, and the GHOA bureaucracy keep causing structurally unsound chaos.