I Just Want to Farm Turnips

Kenji Mori’s life ends the way most bad mornings do — with a cat, a coffee table, and a questionable decision about footwear. When he wakes up in the afterlife, a tired celestial bureaucrat offers him a deal: take over the body of a legendary archmage feared across seven kingdoms. Unlimited power, infinite magic, a tower that touches the clouds… and eleven acres of land. Kenji only hears one thing: “garden.” Now reborn as Aldric Vayne — The Undying Archmage, Worldbreaker, Calamity of the East — Kenji has no interest in conquest, politics, or annihilating gods. He just wants to grow turnips. Unfortunately, the world isn’t quite ready for an extinction‑level mage who’s more concerned about soil drainage than domination. Between terrified servants, confused assassins, and a castle that occasionally hums with eldritch energy, Kenji must navigate his new life one vegetable at a time. Magic may be infinite, but compost is eternal