by Just-A-Nobody
Okay, so picture this: I just want to go home. Maybe eat something that isn’t cardboard, maybe sit down without existential dread crushing my soul. But noooo—apparently the universe thought, “Hey, let’s make this guy witness a double murder in an alleyway!” Calm on the outside? Sure. Inside? I’m screaming like a goat in a blender. And as if my day wasn’t already a sitcom written by a sadistic AI, some mysterious dude is watching me. Judging me. Probably taking notes. Honestly, I don’t even know what dimension I’m in anymore, but apparently, survival now comes with bonus chaos, invisible threats, and zero guidance. Can I just go home already???
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One state-enhanced oracle order, filtered by each list. Observed Royal Road ranks remain separate ground truth.
Rank updated 2 Oct 2026, 05:38 UTC
Entry forecast updated 2 Oct 2026, 05:38 UTC
Ranking model: rs-public-oracle-state-v1
Forecast model: rs-model-entry-v1
Chart history contains only this ranking model's runs; legacy points are not spliced in.
Not enough recent follower history to estimate a shadow rank yet.
beats 74% of similar stories
not enough data yet
needs about a week of observations
Benchmarks: 8,060 active Royal Road stories, percentiles within the 5–9 chapters band, cohort of 2026-07-02. Conversion is measured as followers gained per 1,000 views lifetime.
