by B.R.LEE
I used to be a divine weapon. Created to destroy demons. Feared by angels.Untouchable. Unquestionable. Uninterested in humanity. Until I killed a few humans. Apparently, that was “wrong.” So the Celestial Tribunal stripped me of my power and banished me to the human world… to learn what it means to live. Now I’m stuck in the body of a 22-year-old college student body. So far, I have learned: 1) Humans cry over food 2) Doors are surprisingly loud 3) Mum's slipper is more terrifying than divine judgment I can’t use my powers.I can’t control this body.And somehow… I have feelings now. This is unacceptable. Worse—something is coming.Something even the Tribunal fears. And for reasons I do not yet understand…
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| 1 | Chap 1 : Prologue "I Was a Divine Weapon…" | 0 |
| 2 | Chap 2 : I Woke Up Mortal… and Someone Hit Me with... a? What is that? | 0 |
| 3 | Chap 3 : They Tried to Put Me in a Moving Death Box | 0 |
| 4 | Chap 4 : This Realm Smells Like Disinfectant and Poor Decisions | 0 |
| 5 | Chap 5 : The Raven Situation Is Deeply Concerning | 0 |
| 6 | Chap 6 : Apparently I Have Brain Damage … RUDE!! | 0 |
| 7 | Chap 7 : Why Does Sustenance Require So Many Decisions? | 0 |
| 8 | Chap 8 : Breaking News! Celestial Being Defeated by Lunch | 0 |
| 9 | Chap 9 : Little Moo Moo and the Extremely Unfair Universe | 0 |
| 10 | Chap 10 : The Celestial Hermit Crab Emerges | 0 |
| 11 | Chap 11 : The Wall of Human Evidence | 0 |
| 12 | Chap 12 : This Family is definitely unstable | 0 |
| 13 | Chap 13 : Hello Sir, Why Does Your eyes has so much water Like Moo Moo? | 0 |
| 14 | Chap 14 : The Glowing Demon Rectangle of Questionable Intent | 0 |
| 15 | Chap 15 : The Messages That Would Not Stop Screaming | 0 |
| 16 | Chap 16 : The Gate I Refused to Cross | 0 |
| 17 | Chap 17 : I Was Called a Piglet… | 0 |
| 18 | Chap 18 : Who is that Peasant? | 0 |
| 19 | Chap 19 : I Was Betrayed Before the Battle Even Began | 0 |
| 20 | Chap 20 : I Suspect There Is Only One Human and He Keeps Changing Jobs | 0 |
| 21 | Chap 21 : The Boy Sat Beside Me and I Considered Offering Him to Grillides | 0 |
| 22 | Author's note | 0 |
| 23 | Chap 22 : Celestial Being Discovers That Economics Is the Real Dark Magic | 0 |
| 24 | Chap 23 : The Collapse of a Celestial Being falling into a Handsome Stranger's Arm | 0 |
| 25 | Chap 24 : Celestial Being Has Inappropriate Thoughts About Two Separate Mortal Males, and Questions | 0 |
| 26 | Chap 25 : Celestial Being Discovers That Supply Curves Do Not, In Fact, Supply Happiness | 0 |
| 27 | Chap 26 : Celestial Being at a Cafeteria Confrontation (Which of course im not scared) | 0 |
| 28 | Chap 27 : Getting Kicked While You're Down (Literally) | 0 |
| 29 | Chap 28 : In Which Soup Heals All Wounds (Especially When Dad Makes It) | 0 |
| 30 | Chap 29 : The Four-Minute-and-Thirty-Seven-Second Emotional Ambush | 0 |
| 31 | Chap 30 : In Which Celestial Being Discovers That Asking for Help Does Not seem so bad | 0 |
| 32 | Chap 31 : The Unauthorized Appearance of a Small Green Emotional Support Demon | 0 |
| 33 | Chap 32 : A Terminal Child, a Miraculous Reunion, & Discover That Smiling Doesn't Actually Hurt | 0 |
| 34 | Chap 33 : How to Be Human (Step 1: Get Beaten Up, Step 2: Hug a Crying Furball) | 0 |
| 35 | Chap 34 : A Small Green Creature Electrified My Room and Summoned Myself | 0 |
| 36 | Chap 35 : Apparently, I Am Being Haunted… By Myself | 0 |
| 37 | Chap 36 : Congratulations, You’re Dead… But Let’s Talk About Boys Anyway | 0 |
| 38 | Chap 37 : Economics Is Hard, Death Is Harder, Love Is Worst | 0 |
| 39 | Chap 38 : I Haven’t Slept, There’s a Ghost in My Kitchen, and She Won’t Stop Talking | 0 |
| 40 | Chap 39 : True Heart | 0 |
| 41 | Chap 40 : I Am a Celestial Being and I Cannot Wipe a Table | 0 |
| 42 | Chap 41 : Celestial Being Came to Help and Accidentally Developed Feelings | 0 |
| 43 | Chap 42 : A Celestial Cosmic ways | 0 |
| 44 | Chap 43 : A Celestial Being is not afraid of The Abalone Gambit | 0 |
| 45 | Chap 44 : I, a Celestial Being, Am NOT Waiting for Him. I Am Conducting a Risk Assessment. | 0 |
| 46 | Chap 44.5 (P1) : I, the Celestial Being Survived the Abyss but Lost to a K-Pop Song (Side Story) | 0 |
| 47 | Chap 44.5 (P2) : The Audacity! A K-Pop Song Committed a Crime Against Celestial Dignity | 0 |
| 48 | Chap 45 : Gate-Rammer Called Me Cute, and Now I Must Destroy Him. This Is Psychological Warfare! | 0 |
| 49 | Chap 46 : I, a Celestial Being, Walked Away from My Feelings Like an Unreturned Library Book | 0 |
| 50 | Author's Note: Celebration Announcement | 0 |
| 51 | Chap 47 : The Girl Who Fell From the Sky (Pt 1) : The Boy Who Learned Not to Cry | 0 |
| 52 | Chap 47 : The Girl Who Fell From the Sky (Pt 2) : The Rooftop Ritual | 0 |
| 53 | Chap 47 : The Girl Who Fell From the Sky (Pt 3) : The Girl Who Came From the Sky | 0 |
| 54 | Chap 47 : The Girl Who Fell From the Sky (Pt 4) : A New Life | 0 |
| 55 | Chap 47 : The Girl Who Fell From the Sky (Pt 5) : The Boy Who Remembered | 0 |
| 56 | Chap 47 : The Girl Who Fell From the Sky (Pt 6) : The day everything changed | 0 |
| 57 | Chap 47 : The Girl Who Fell From the Sky (Pt 7) : It was not a normal lightning strike. | 0 |
| 58 | Chap 47 : The Girl Who Fell From the Sky (Pt 8) : The family in Chaos and They are weird | 0 |
| 59 | Chap 47 : The Girl Who Fell From the Sky (Pt 9) : The Gate (THE END) | 0 |
| 60 | Chap 48 : The World's Saddest Green Speed Bump Crashes Through My Window | 0 |
| 61 | Chap 49 : Moo Moo Ate My Textbook and Violated Several Laws of Reality | 0 |
| 62 | Chap 50 : I Received a C. Mum Declared It a Divine Miracle. | 0 |
| 63 | Chap 51 : The Celestial Throat-Clearing That Got Drowned Out by Scallions and Sister Privilege | 0 |
| 64 | Chap 52 : In Which a B Becomes a Family Heirloom | 0 |
| 65 | Chap 53 : The Nobel Prize That Normal People Don't Understand | 0 |
| 66 | Chap 54 : The Mystery of the Synchronized Eye Twitch (Log #80) | 0 |
| 67 | Chap 55 : In Which I Discover Dad's Secret Identity (Possibly a Wizard) | 0 |
| 68 | Chap 56 : Summer Allergies, Dad's Greatest Lie Yet | 0 |
| 69 | Chap 57 : Sad Cabbages, Ghostly Shadow Puppets, and a Hug That Lasted Two Seconds | 0 |
| 70 | Chap 58 : Something Cold This Way Comes (And It's Not Summer Allergies) | 0 |
| 71 | Chap 59 : The Four Ps: Product, Price, Place, and Pain | 0 |
| 72 | Chap 60 : Comparative Advantage and Other Lies I Tell Myself | 0 |
| 73 | Chap 61 : The Great Outdoors (A Terrible Idea) | 0 |
| 74 | Chap 62 : Five Versus One and They All Need Ice Packs (Especially the Slapped One) | 0 |
| 75 | Chap 63 : The Emotional Octopus Attacks (And Dad's Nose Becomes One with the Window) | 0 |
| 76 | Chap 64 : The Traitorous 'Yes' (Or: How a Ghost Screamed Me Into a Date) | 0 |
| 77 | Chap 65 : The Great Ice Cream Offensive (Or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Date) | 0 |
| 78 | Chap 66 : Three Days Later. Saturday, 15th August. D-Day. | 0 |
| 79 | Chap 67 : 2:00 PM. One Hour Before Departure. | 0 |
| 80 | Chap 68 : The Ice Cream Offensive (Or, How a Ghost Nearly Gave Me an Aneurysm on Public Transport) | 0 |
| 81 | Chap 69 : Blossom Haven Park. Finally. | 0 |
| 82 | Chap 70 : The Restaurant of Broken Dreams (Or, How I Mistook a Rich Lady for an Angel) | 0 |
| 83 | Chap 71 : Flashback: Mina's Lecture on Rich People. | 0 |
| 84 | Chap 72 : Back to the Present. The Restaurant of Broken Dreams. | 0 |
| 85 | Chap 73 : The Dinner That Rewired A Celestial Brain (And Not in a Good Way) | 0 |
| 86 | Chap 74 : The End of the Night. Or So I Thought. | 0 |
| 87 | Chap 75 : The Bus Ride Home. The Walk. The Sync. The Moment? | 0 |
| 88 | Chap 76 : The Almost-Hug That Was Ruined by a Sister with Impeccable Timing & Also a Kitchen Knife? | 0 |
| 89 | Chap 77 : Next Morning. A different D-Day and I, the Celestial Being Approve? Interesting. | 0 |
| 90 | Chap 78 : The Door. The Murderer. The Slipper of Justice. | 0 |
| 91 | Chap 79 : The Cozy Pizzeria. I, a Celestial Being having A Moment with Pizza | 0 |
| 92 | Chap 80 : The Claw Machine. The Enemy of All Celestial Beings. | 0 |
| 93 | Chap 81 : The Song That Refused to Die & A Diner That Probably No Longer Exists. | 0 |
| 94 | Chap 82 : The Song. The Question. The Quiet Heartbreak. | 0 |
| 95 | Chap 83 : The Spicy Rice Cake Betrayal (Or, How My Stomach Declared War on My Celestial Dignity) | 0 |
| 96 | Chap 84 : The Listening. The Understanding. The Walk Home with Two Buildings and a Midget. | 0 |
| 97 | Chap 85 : The Goodbye. The Promise. The End of a Very Strange Day. | 0 |
| 98 | Chap 86 : The Great Camping Conspiracy | 0 |
| 99 | Chap 87 : How I Mistook a School Nurse for another Celestial Messenger and Made Everything Awkward | 0 |
| 100 | Chap 88 : I, the Celestial Being shall go to this camp. Wish me luck. | 0 |
| 101 | Chap 89 : The Walk. The Lagoon. The Memories. | 0 |
| 102 | Author’s note with a side of tissues 🤧🤧🤧 | 0 |
| 103 | Chap 90 : Wait. Minjae can see Human Sera? Hold on a min. | 0 |
| 104 | Chap 91 : The Blood, The Truth, and He really can see Human Sera! This is unbelievable. | 0 |
| 105 | Chap 92 : The Rescue, The Ramen, and The Very Unhelpful Emotional Support Bear | 0 |
| 106 | Chap 93 : The Confession, The Hug, and The Ghost Who Wouldn't Shut Up | 0 |
| 107 | Chap 94 : Few Weeks Earlier. A Coffee Shop. The Talk. | 0 |
| 108 | Chap 95 : Back to the Present. The Campsite. The Hug. | 0 |
| 109 | Chap 96 : (MINA POV) The Long Night of Unwanted Questions & The Door. The Chime. The hurtful past | 0 |
| 110 | Chap 97 : (MINA POV) Ancient Hags, Family Group Chats, and the Art of Ignoring Sera | 0 |
| 111 | Chap 98 : (MINA POV) The Escape. The Alley. The Figure. | 0 |
| 112 | Chap 99 : The Ferry. The Interrogation. The Headache. | 0 |
| 113 | Chap 100 : I, the celestial never been so happy to be on land. | 0 |
| 114 | Chap 101: The Cold Box. The Sacred Quest. | 0 |
| 115 | Chap 102: The Alley. The Crying. The Anger. | 0 |
| 116 | Chap 103 : The Velvet Noose (Pt 1) Where it all Began. (Interlude) | 0 |
| 117 | Chap 104 : The Velvet Noose (Pt 2) The Dinner that changed everything (Interlude) | 0 |
| 118 | Chap 105 : The Velvet Noose (Pt 3) The introduction of Him (Interlude) | 0 |
| 119 | Chap 106 : The Velvet Noose (Pt 4/End) The Decision made and there is no turning back. (Interlude) | 0 |
| 120 | Banished Divinity Slice-of-Life Special : The Shower Incident | — |
