by B.R.LEE
I used to be a divine weapon. Created to destroy demons. Feared by angels.Untouchable. Unquestionable. Uninterested in humanity. Until I killed a few humans. Apparently, that was “wrong.” So the Celestial Tribunal stripped me of my power and banished me to the human world… to learn what it means to live. Now I’m stuck in the body of a 22-year-old college student body. So far, I have learned: 1) Humans cry over food 2) Doors are surprisingly loud 3) Mum's slipper is more terrifying than divine judgment I can’t use my powers.I can’t control this body.And somehow… I have feelings now. This is unacceptable. Worse—something is coming.Something even the Tribunal fears. And for reasons I do not yet understand…
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| 1 | Chap 1 : Prologue "I Was a Divine Weapon…" 4 months ago | 0 |
| 2 | Chap 2 : I Woke Up Mortal… and Someone Hit Me with... a? What is that? 4 months ago | 0 |
| 3 | Chap 3 : They Tried to Put Me in a Moving Death Box 4 months ago | 0 |
| 4 | Chap 4 : This Realm Smells Like Disinfectant and Poor Decisions 4 months ago | 0 |
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| Chap 5 : The Raven Situation Is Deeply Concerning 4 months ago |
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| 6 | Chap 6 : Apparently I Have Brain Damage … RUDE!! 4 months ago | 0 |
| 7 | Chap 7 : Why Does Sustenance Require So Many Decisions? 4 months ago | 0 |
| 8 | Chap 8 : Breaking News! Celestial Being Defeated by Lunch 4 months ago | 0 |
| 9 | Chap 9 : Little Moo Moo and the Extremely Unfair Universe 4 months ago | 0 |
| 10 | Chap 10 : The Celestial Hermit Crab Emerges 4 months ago | 0 |
| 11 | Chap 11 : The Wall of Human Evidence 4 months ago | 0 |
| 12 | Chap 12 : This Family is definitely unstable 4 months ago | 0 |
| 13 | Chap 13 : Hello Sir, Why Does Your eyes has so much water Like Moo Moo? 4 months ago | 0 |
| 14 | Chap 14 : The Glowing Demon Rectangle of Questionable Intent 4 months ago | 0 |
| 15 | Chap 15 : The Messages That Would Not Stop Screaming 4 months ago | 0 |
| 16 | Chap 16 : The Gate I Refused to Cross 4 months ago | 0 |
| 17 | Chap 17 : I Was Called a Piglet… 4 months ago | 0 |
| 18 | Chap 18 : Who is that Peasant? 4 months ago | 0 |
| 19 | Chap 19 : I Was Betrayed Before the Battle Even Began 3 months ago | 0 |
| 20 | Chap 20 : I Suspect There Is Only One Human and He Keeps Changing Jobs 3 months ago | 0 |
| 21 | Chap 21 : The Boy Sat Beside Me and I Considered Offering Him to Grillides 3 months ago | 0 |
| 22 | Author's note 3 months ago | 0 |
| 23 | Chap 22 : Celestial Being Discovers That Economics Is the Real Dark Magic 3 months ago | 0 |
| 24 | Chap 23 : The Collapse of a Celestial Being falling into a Handsome Stranger's Arm 3 months ago | 0 |
| 25 | Chap 24 : Celestial Being Has Inappropriate Thoughts About Two Separate Mortal Males, and Questions 3 months ago | 0 |
| 26 | Chap 25 : Celestial Being Discovers That Supply Curves Do Not, In Fact, Supply Happiness 3 months ago | 0 |
| 27 | Chap 26 : Celestial Being at a Cafeteria Confrontation (Which of course im not scared) 3 months ago | 0 |
| 28 | Chap 27 : Getting Kicked While You're Down (Literally) 3 months ago | 0 |
| 29 | Chap 28 : In Which Soup Heals All Wounds (Especially When Dad Makes It) 3 months ago | 0 |
| 30 | Chap 29 : The Four-Minute-and-Thirty-Seven-Second Emotional Ambush 3 months ago | 0 |
| 31 | Chap 30 : In Which Celestial Being Discovers That Asking for Help Does Not seem so bad 3 months ago | 0 |
| 32 | Chap 31 : The Unauthorized Appearance of a Small Green Emotional Support Demon 3 months ago | 0 |
| 33 | Chap 32 : A Terminal Child, a Miraculous Reunion, & Discover That Smiling Doesn't Actually Hurt 3 months ago | 0 |
| 34 | Chap 33 : How to Be Human (Step 1: Get Beaten Up, Step 2: Hug a Crying Furball) 3 months ago | 0 |
| 35 | Chap 34 : A Small Green Creature Electrified My Room and Summoned Myself 3 months ago | 0 |
| 36 | Chap 35 : Apparently, I Am Being Haunted… By Myself 3 months ago | 0 |
| 37 | Chap 36 : Congratulations, You’re Dead… But Let’s Talk About Boys Anyway 3 months ago | 0 |
| 38 | Chap 37 : Economics Is Hard, Death Is Harder, Love Is Worst 3 months ago | 0 |
| 39 | Chap 38 : I Haven’t Slept, There’s a Ghost in My Kitchen, and She Won’t Stop Talking 3 months ago | 0 |
| 40 | Chap 39 : True Heart 3 months ago | 0 |
| 41 | Chap 40 : I Am a Celestial Being and I Cannot Wipe a Table 3 months ago | 0 |
| 42 | Chap 41 : Celestial Being Came to Help and Accidentally Developed Feelings 3 months ago | 0 |
| 43 | Chap 42 : A Celestial Cosmic ways 3 months ago | 0 |
| 44 | Chap 43 : A Celestial Being is not afraid of The Abalone Gambit 3 months ago | 0 |
| 45 | Chap 44 : I, a Celestial Being, Am NOT Waiting for Him. I Am Conducting a Risk Assessment. 3 months ago | 0 |
| 46 | Chap 44.5 (P1) : I, the Celestial Being Survived the Abyss but Lost to a K-Pop Song (Side Story) 3 months ago | 0 |
| 47 | Chap 44.5 (P2) : The Audacity! A K-Pop Song Committed a Crime Against Celestial Dignity 3 months ago | 0 |
| 48 | Chap 45 : Gate-Rammer Called Me Cute, and Now I Must Destroy Him. This Is Psychological Warfare! 3 months ago | 0 |
| 49 | Chap 46 : I, a Celestial Being, Walked Away from My Feelings Like an Unreturned Library Book 3 months ago | 0 |
| 50 | Author's Note: Celebration Announcement 3 months ago | 0 |
| 51 | Chap 47 : The Girl Who Fell From the Sky (Pt 1) : The Boy Who Learned Not to Cry 3 months ago | 0 |
| 52 | Chap 47 : The Girl Who Fell From the Sky (Pt 2) : The Rooftop Ritual 3 months ago | 0 |
| 53 | Chap 47 : The Girl Who Fell From the Sky (Pt 3) : The Girl Who Came From the Sky 3 months ago | 0 |
| 54 | Chap 47 : The Girl Who Fell From the Sky (Pt 4) : A New Life 3 months ago | 0 |
| 55 | Chap 47 : The Girl Who Fell From the Sky (Pt 5) : The Boy Who Remembered 3 months ago | 0 |
| 56 | Chap 47 : The Girl Who Fell From the Sky (Pt 6) : The day everything changed 3 months ago | 0 |
| 57 | Chap 47 : The Girl Who Fell From the Sky (Pt 7) : It was not a normal lightning strike. 3 months ago | 0 |
| 58 | Chap 47 : The Girl Who Fell From the Sky (Pt 8) : The family in Chaos and They are weird 3 months ago | 0 |
| 59 | Chap 47 : The Girl Who Fell From the Sky (Pt 9) : The Gate (THE END) 3 months ago | 0 |
| 60 | Chap 48 : The World's Saddest Green Speed Bump Crashes Through My Window 2 months ago | 0 |
| 61 | Chap 49 : Moo Moo Ate My Textbook and Violated Several Laws of Reality 2 months ago | 0 |
| 62 | Chap 50 : I Received a C. Mum Declared It a Divine Miracle. 2 months ago | 0 |
| 63 | Chap 51 : The Celestial Throat-Clearing That Got Drowned Out by Scallions and Sister Privilege 2 months ago | 0 |
| 64 | Chap 52 : In Which a B Becomes a Family Heirloom 2 months ago | 0 |
| 65 | Chap 53 : The Nobel Prize That Normal People Don't Understand 2 months ago | 0 |
| 66 | Chap 54 : The Mystery of the Synchronized Eye Twitch (Log #80) 2 months ago | 0 |
| 67 | Chap 55 : In Which I Discover Dad's Secret Identity (Possibly a Wizard) 2 months ago | 0 |
| 68 | Chap 56 : Summer Allergies, Dad's Greatest Lie Yet 2 months ago | 0 |
| 69 | Chap 57 : Sad Cabbages, Ghostly Shadow Puppets, and a Hug That Lasted Two Seconds 2 months ago | 0 |
| 70 | Chap 58 : Something Cold This Way Comes (And It's Not Summer Allergies) 2 months ago | 0 |
| 71 | Chap 59 : The Four Ps: Product, Price, Place, and Pain 2 months ago | 0 |
| 72 | Chap 60 : Comparative Advantage and Other Lies I Tell Myself 2 months ago | 0 |
| 73 | Chap 61 : The Great Outdoors (A Terrible Idea) 2 months ago | 0 |
| 74 | Chap 62 : Five Versus One and They All Need Ice Packs (Especially the Slapped One) 2 months ago | 0 |
| 75 | Chap 63 : The Emotional Octopus Attacks (And Dad's Nose Becomes One with the Window) 2 months ago | 0 |
| 76 | Chap 64 : The Traitorous 'Yes' (Or: How a Ghost Screamed Me Into a Date) 2 months ago | 0 |
| 77 | Chap 65 : The Great Ice Cream Offensive (Or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Date) 2 months ago | 0 |
| 78 | Chap 66 : Three Days Later. Saturday, 15th August. D-Day. 2 months ago | 0 |
| 79 | Chap 67 : 2:00 PM. One Hour Before Departure. 2 months ago | 0 |
| 80 | Chap 68 : The Ice Cream Offensive (Or, How a Ghost Nearly Gave Me an Aneurysm on Public Transport) 2 months ago | 0 |
| 81 | Chap 69 : Blossom Haven Park. Finally. 2 months ago | 0 |
| 82 | Chap 70 : The Restaurant of Broken Dreams (Or, How I Mistook a Rich Lady for an Angel) 2 months ago | 0 |
| 83 | Chap 71 : Flashback: Mina's Lecture on Rich People. 2 months ago | 0 |
| 84 | Chap 72 : Back to the Present. The Restaurant of Broken Dreams. 2 months ago | 0 |
| 85 | Chap 73 : The Dinner That Rewired A Celestial Brain (And Not in a Good Way) 2 months ago | 0 |
| 86 | Chap 74 : The End of the Night. Or So I Thought. 2 months ago | 0 |
| 87 | Chap 75 : The Bus Ride Home. The Walk. The Sync. The Moment? 2 months ago | 0 |
| 88 | Chap 76 : The Almost-Hug That Was Ruined by a Sister with Impeccable Timing & Also a Kitchen Knife? 2 months ago | 0 |
| 89 | Chap 77 : Next Morning. A different D-Day and I, the Celestial Being Approve? Interesting. 2 months ago | 0 |
| 90 | Chap 78 : The Door. The Murderer. The Slipper of Justice. 2 months ago | 0 |
| 91 | Chap 79 : The Cozy Pizzeria. I, a Celestial Being having A Moment with Pizza 1 month ago | 0 |
| 92 | Chap 80 : The Claw Machine. The Enemy of All Celestial Beings. 1 month ago | 0 |
| 93 | Chap 81 : The Song That Refused to Die & A Diner That Probably No Longer Exists. 1 month ago | 0 |
| 94 | Chap 82 : The Song. The Question. The Quiet Heartbreak. 1 month ago | 0 |
| 95 | Chap 83 : The Spicy Rice Cake Betrayal (Or, How My Stomach Declared War on My Celestial Dignity) 1 month ago | 0 |
| 96 | Chap 84 : The Listening. The Understanding. The Walk Home with Two Buildings and a Midget. 1 month ago | 0 |
| 97 | Chap 85 : The Goodbye. The Promise. The End of a Very Strange Day. 1 month ago | 0 |
| 98 | Chap 86 : The Great Camping Conspiracy 1 month ago | 0 |
| 99 | Chap 87 : How I Mistook a School Nurse for another Celestial Messenger and Made Everything Awkward 1 month ago | 0 |
| 100 | Chap 88 : I, the Celestial Being shall go to this camp. Wish me luck. 1 month ago | 0 |
| 101 | Chap 89 : The Walk. The Lagoon. The Memories. 1 month ago | 0 |
| 102 | Author’s note with a side of tissues 🤧🤧🤧 1 month ago | 0 |
| 103 | Chap 90 : Wait. Minjae can see Human Sera? Hold on a min. 1 month ago | 0 |
| 104 | Chap 91 : The Blood, The Truth, and He really can see Human Sera! This is unbelievable. 1 month ago | 0 |
| 105 | Chap 92 : The Rescue, The Ramen, and The Very Unhelpful Emotional Support Bear 1 month ago | 0 |
| 106 | Chap 93 : The Confession, The Hug, and The Ghost Who Wouldn't Shut Up 1 month ago | 0 |
| 107 | Chap 94 : Few Weeks Earlier. A Coffee Shop. The Talk. 1 month ago | 0 |
| 108 | Chap 95 : Back to the Present. The Campsite. The Hug. 1 month ago | 0 |
| 109 | Chap 96 : (MINA POV) The Long Night of Unwanted Questions & The Door. The Chime. The hurtful past 1 month ago | 0 |
| 110 | Chap 97 : (MINA POV) Ancient Hags, Family Group Chats, and the Art of Ignoring Sera 1 month ago | 0 |
| 111 | Chap 98 : (MINA POV) The Escape. The Alley. The Figure. 30 days ago | 0 |
| 112 | Chap 99 : The Ferry. The Interrogation. The Headache. 30 days ago | 0 |
| 113 | Chap 100 : I, the celestial never been so happy to be on land. 29 days ago | 0 |
| 114 | Chap 101: The Cold Box. The Sacred Quest. 27 days ago | 0 |
| 115 | Chap 102: The Alley. The Crying. The Anger. 26 days ago | 0 |
| 116 | Chap 103 : The Velvet Noose (Pt 1) Where it all Began. (Interlude) 2 days ago | 0 |
| 117 | Chap 104 : The Velvet Noose (Pt 2) The Dinner that changed everything (Interlude) 2 days ago | 0 |
| 118 | Chap 105 : The Velvet Noose (Pt 3) The introduction of Him (Interlude) 1 day ago | 0 |
| 119 | The Velvet Noose (Pt 4/End) The Decision made and there is no turning back. (Interlude) 5 minutes ago | 0 |
