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I was a divine weapon. Now my mum slaps my with a slipper

I was a divine weapon. Now my mum slaps my with a slipper

by B.R.LEE

ComedyNon-Human LeadSlice of LifeMultiple LoversSecret Identity

I used to be a divine weapon. Created to destroy demons. Feared by angels.Untouchable. Unquestionable. Uninterested in humanity. Until I killed a few humans. Apparently, that was “wrong.” So the Celestial Tribunal stripped me of my power and banished me to the human world… to learn what it means to live. Now I’m stuck in the body of a 22-year-old college student body.  So far, I have learned: 1)  Humans cry over food 2) Doors are surprisingly loud 3) Mum's slipper is more terrifying than divine judgment I can’t use my powers.I can’t control this body.And somehow… I have feelings now. This is unacceptable. Worse—something is coming.Something even the Tribunal fears. And for reasons I do not yet understand…

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Chapter Analysis
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0Chap 1 : Prologue "I Was a Divine Weapon…"0----
1Chap 2 : I Woke Up Mortal… and Someone Hit Me with... a? What is that?0----
2Chap 3 : They Tried to Put Me in a Moving Death Box0----
3Chap 4 : This Realm Smells Like Disinfectant and Poor Decisions0----
4Chap 5 : The Raven Situation Is Deeply Concerning0---
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5Chap 6 : Apparently I Have Brain Damage … RUDE!!0----
6Chap 7 : Why Does Sustenance Require So Many Decisions?0----
7Chap 8 : Breaking News! Celestial Being Defeated by Lunch0----
8Chap 9 : Little Moo Moo and the Extremely Unfair Universe0----
9Chap 10 : The Celestial Hermit Crab Emerges0----
10Chap 11 : The Wall of Human Evidence0----
11Chap 12 : This Family is definitely unstable0----
12Chap 13 : Hello Sir, Why Does Your eyes has so much water Like Moo Moo?0----
13Chap 14 : The Glowing Demon Rectangle of Questionable Intent0----
14Chap 15 : The Messages That Would Not Stop Screaming0----
15Chap 16 : The Gate I Refused to Cross0----
16Chap 17 : I Was Called a Piglet… 0----
17Chap 18 : Who is that Peasant? 0----
18Chap 19 : I Was Betrayed Before the Battle Even Began0----
19Chap 20 : I Suspect There Is Only One Human and He Keeps Changing Jobs0----
20Chap 21 : The Boy Sat Beside Me and I Considered Offering Him to Grillides0----
21Author's note0----
22Chap 22 : Celestial Being Discovers That Economics Is the Real Dark Magic0----
23Chap 23 : The Collapse of a Celestial Being falling into a Handsome Stranger's Arm0----
24Chap 24 : Celestial Being Has Inappropriate Thoughts About Two Separate Mortal Males, and Questions 0----
25Chap 25 : Celestial Being Discovers That Supply Curves Do Not, In Fact, Supply Happiness0----
26Chap 26 : Celestial Being at a Cafeteria Confrontation (Which of course im not scared)0----
27Chap 27 : Getting Kicked While You're Down (Literally)0----
28Chap 28 : In Which Soup Heals All Wounds (Especially When Dad Makes It)0----
29Chap 29 : The Four-Minute-and-Thirty-Seven-Second Emotional Ambush 0----
30Chap 30 : In Which Celestial Being Discovers That Asking for Help Does Not, In Fact, Cause Immediate0----
31Chap 31 : The Unauthorized Reappearance of a Small Green Emotional Support Demon0----
32Chap 32 : A Terminal Child, a Miraculous Reunion, & Discover That Smiling Doesn't Actually Hurt0----
33Chap 33 : How to Be Human (Step 1: Get Beaten Up, Step 2: Hug a Crying Furball)0----
34Chap 34 : A Small Green Creature Electrified My Room and Summoned Myself0----
35Chap 35 : Apparently, I Am Being Haunted… By Myself0----
36Chap 36 : Congratulations, You’re Dead… But Let’s Talk About Boys Anyway0----
37Chap 37 : Economics Is Hard, Death Is Harder, Love Is Worst0----
38Chap 38 : I Haven’t Slept, There’s a Ghost in My Kitchen, and She Won’t Stop Talking0----
39Chap 39 : True Heart 0----
40Chap 40 : I Am a Celestial Being and I Cannot Wipe a Table0----
41Chap 41 : Celestial Being Came to Help and Accidentally Developed Feelings0----
42Chap 42 : A Celestial Divine Intergalactic Cosmic ways 0----
43Chap 43 : A Celestial Being is not afraid of The Abalone Gambit0----
44Chap 44 : I, a Celestial Being, Am NOT Waiting for Him. I Am Conducting a Risk Assessment.0----
45Chap 44.5 (P1) : I, the Celestial Being Survived the Abyss but Lost to a K-Pop Song (Side Story)0----
46Chap 44.5 (P2) : The Audacity! A K-Pop Song Committed a Crime Against Celestial Dignity0----
47Chap 45 : Gate-Rammer Called Me Cute, and Now I Must Destroy Him. This Is Psychological Warfare!0----
48Chap 46 : I, a Celestial Being, Walked Away from My Feelings Like an Unreturned Library Book0----
49Author's Note: Celebration Announcement0----
50Chap 47 : The Girl Who Fell From the Sky (Pt 1) : The Boy Who Learned Not to Cry0----
51Chap 47 : The Girl Who Fell From the Sky (Pt 2) : The Rooftop Ritual0----
52Chap 47 : The Girl Who Fell From the Sky (Pt 3) : The Girl Who Came From the Sky0----
53Chap 47 : The Girl Who Fell From the Sky (Pt 4) : A New Life0----
54Chap 47 : The Girl Who Fell From the Sky (Pt 5) : The Boy Who Remembered0----
55Chap 47 : The Girl Who Fell From the Sky (Pt 6) : The day everything changed 0----
56Chap 47 : The Girl Who Fell From the Sky (Pt 7) : It was not a normal lightning strike.0----
57Chap 47 : The Girl Who Fell From the Sky (Pt 8) : The family in Chaos and They are weird0----
58Chap 47 : The Girl Who Fell From the Sky (Pt 9) : The Gate (THE END)0----
59Chap 48 : The World's Saddest Green Speed Bump Crashes Through My Window 0----