A Fantasy Book

This is a book for the Writathon and is intentially bad for a laugh. Throwing in all the overused fantasy tropes into a blender and seeing what flys out. Enjoy what I hope is a semi funny book about Chozen, the Chosen one. Chozen is a farm boy. Not just any farm boy, but the very specific kind of farm boy who is secretly the last heir to a lost kingdom, marked by prophecy, born under a suspiciously important star, and destined to decide the fate of the world. Within minutes, his village is destroyed, his powers awaken without training, and several heavily armed strangers begin referring to him as if he is both extremely important and deeply inconvenient. Now on the run, Chozen is joined by a thief who may or may not betray him, hunted by a villain who already seems to know how the story ends, and burdened with a prophecy that is very clear about being important but surprisingly vague on details. All while everyone insists this is exactly how it is supposed to happen. Unfortunately, Chozen has no training, no plan, and a growing suspicion that destiny may be less of a guiding force and more of a series of escalating problems. The world will be saved.The prophecy will be fulfilled.Everything will make sense. Eventually. Probably. I have no idea when I will be releasing things but hopefully hit the 25k word mark by the 15th of April.