The Great Afterlife Bake Off [A cozy baking competition with audience participation]

Eight dead souls. One tent. No luck tempering chocolate. Welcome to the Great Afterlife Bake Off, the competition show where reincarnated heroes, mummies, ghosts, and many others compete for the title of the Golden Halo. Each episode features commentary from our wondrous hosts--an actual vampire actor (yes the one you're thinking of!) and a woman who constantly finds herself the lead of a reverse harem she doesn't want. Eight enter, but only one can win--and that winner is decided by audience vote! Yes, audience vote. Meaning you. Yes you, with the face, reading this, right now. There will be polls and a chance for you to help your favorite rise to the top. Will it be the tome villainess? Gloop? A retired demon lord? Gloop??? Only one way to find out. Let the baking commence! This year's contestants: -An overpowered protaganist who treats recipes like quest objectives (He may be level 99 but his frosting is not) -A two-time food critic whose palate is world class and whose hands are the size of a toddler's -A monk with the cheat skill [Perfect Fermentation] -A reluctantly summoned hero -A sapient slime who used to be a line cook at Denny's -An otome villainess whose bakes are as architecturally stunning as her mansion. -A retired demon lord who may or may not be qualified as his death records have been... misplaced? -A guy who picked the Baker class as a joke and is now trying to live up to his potential. Updates 3x weekly. If you're reading this somewhere other than RoyalRoad this work has been stolen. It is an original work by user Duncan Spice and is not (currently) posted anywhere for sale.