
by hobo the great
Goose is an old fart who somehow lasted all the way until the end of existence. The Rift War has been going on for twenty years and the inhabitants of Ferra have lost. To save his fallen war buddies, Goose cuts a shady deal with a sketchy dragon to get sent back in time. Of course, everything goes wrong before the first step. He nearly gets isekaied on the way and lost some pretty crucial memories. Dragons don't do favors for free and he can't remember what he promised. But hey! At least his pet parakeet came along for the ride. Kind of. He reawakens as his younger self, having lost all of his cultivation, the memories surrounding his death, but none of his skill and experience. More worryingly, events are not transpiring as he remembers. Is it his memory that’s faulty or did he get screwed? This time, he's determined to climb to the top with his parakeet Lime and whip his entire plane of existence into shape so they can win the war that’s coming. And what exactly he has to cough up for this second chance. •Older MC slowburn •Character and plot driven •Non-OP mechanics and magic system •Mostly Progression; Borrows light elements from litRPG •Non-medieval modern-ish world where cultivation, law and some order exists •A more light hearted / satirical take on cultivation
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| 1 | Chapter 1: The In-Between, the Soup, the Promise | 0 |
| 2 | Chapter 2: The Hangover and Water is Not a Cure | 0 |
| 3 | Chapter 3: Soulware and Fertilizer | 0 |
| 4 | Chapter 4: Surreal and Sieve | 0 |
| 5 | Chapter 5: The Tantrum | 0 |
| 6 | Chapter 6: The Healers and the Corpse | 0 |
| 7 | Chapter 7: The Fleece and the Matchmaker | 0 |
| 8 | Chapter 8: the Wards and the Bully | 0 |
| 9 | Chapter 9: Cover Story and Exam | 0 |
| 10 | Chapter 10: Shower and Tips | 0 |
| 11 | Chapter 11: The Squire and the Challenge | 0 |
| 12 | Chapter 12: Bookie and Shameless | 0 |
| 13 | Chapter 13: Fiends and Black Armor | 0 |
| 14 | Chapter 14: Dragon Vein and Sect Secrets | 0 |
| 15 | Chapter 15: A Captain's Decree | 0 |
| 16 | Chapter 16: Secrets | 0 |
| 17 | Chapter 17: Splice | 0 |
| 18 | Chapter 18: Squire and Glitch | 0 |
| 19 | Chapter 19: Time to Talk | 0 |
| 20 | Chapter 20: The Heaven's Don't Like It | 0 |
| 21 | Chapter 21: A Fresh Start | 0 |
| 22 | Chapter 22: Define Fraud | 0 |
| 23 | Chapter 23: A Different Flavor of Bully | 0 |
| 24 | Chapter 24: First Seeds | 0 |
| 25 | Chapter 25: Trust Issues | 0 |
| 26 | Chapter 26: Pecking Order | 0 |
| 27 | Chapter 27: Truth in Match | 0 |
| 28 | Chapter 28: Gems Before Hogs | 0 |
| 29 | Chapter 29: Wake-Up Call | 0 |
| 30 | Chapter 30: Lodge of the Kinless | 0 |
| 31 | Chapter 31: The Novice Alchemist | 0 |
| 32 | Chapter 32: First Time Out | 0 |
| 33 | Chapter 33: The Library Labyrinth | 0 |
| 34 | Chapter 34: A Teaching Moment | 0 |
| 35 | Chapter 35: Down the Well | 0 |
| 36 | Chapter 36: A Refined Strike | 0 |
| 37 | Chapter 37: A New Stain | 0 |
| 38 | Chapter 38: A Whistle of Stone | 0 |
| 39 | Chapter 39: Unexpected Offers and Encounters | 0 |
| 40 | Chapter 40: The Fixer | 0 |
| 41 | Chapter 41: The Most Basic Currency | 0 |
| 42 | Chapter 42: Blowing Smoke | 0 |
| 43 | Chapter 43: The Underboss | 0 |
| 44 | Chapter 44: Growing Pains | 0 |
| 45 | Chapter 45: Bad Advice | 0 |
| 46 | Chapter 46: The Third Ignition | 0 |
| 47 | Chapter 47: A Sharp Lesson (1) | 0 |
| 48 | Chapter 48: A Sharp Lesson (2) | 0 |
| 49 | Chapter 49: A Witness | 0 |
| 50 | Chapter 50: Rematch | 0 |
| 51 | Chapter 51: The Power of Lies | 0 |
| 52 | Chapter 52: The Heaven’s Answer | 0 |
| 53 | Chapter 53: Meeting the Family | 0 |
| 54 | Chapter 54: A Helping Hand | 0 |
| 55 | Chapter 55: Sente | 0 |
| 56 | Chapter 56: Fuseki | 0 |
| 57 | Chapter 57: Joseki | 0 |
| 58 | Chapter 58: Broken Eggs | 0 |
| 59 | Chapter 59: Green Omelettes | 0 |
| 60 | Chapter 60: Hamete | 0 |