by Daoistruth
[Update Schedule: Daily Updates!] > The Ministry of Retribution: Three Core Mandates      1.   A beautiful life begins with mutual dedication.      2.   Please maintain a dignified smile while dedicating yourself.      3.   Malicious dedication is strictly prohibited. The Holy Sanctum reserves the right to confiscate any excess portions resulting from a citizen's malicious over-dedication.[Sanctum Curated Testimonials] Anonymous Believer: Pain is the baptism of divine grace. Without bone-deep agony, how can one achieve supreme glory? Being sent to the frontlines to fill the trenches is a blessing you've earned over countless lifetimes. Stop trying to slack off, and resolutely boycott "malicious dedication"! Novice Nun: A beautiful world begins with mutual dedication. A gentle reminder to all: in response to recent heretical behaviors where certain recruits attempt "malicious over-dedication" through excessive self-mutilation, the Sanctum reserves the right to confiscate their extra dedicated flesh and soul quotas without compensation. Unknown Puppy: Yahoo! [System Alert: Upon review, the above comments fail to comply with the guiding principles of the Ministry of Retribution's "Three Core Mandates." They are suspected of over-interpretation and unauthorized speech. They have been automatically redacted and collapsed by the Ministry. Praise the Light.]
