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Scars and Decay

Scars and Decay

by Ms.SnavelyWrites

ComedyCozyFantasyFemale LeadHorror

[Urban Fantasy] [Cozy Horror] [Dark Humor] [Female Lead] [No Romance! Just Pure Chaos] [Graphic] [Light body horror-Scenes vary] Welcome to Sharpe's Antique and Oddities, where the retail is boring, but the customers are anything but.  Tegan thought she was managing just fine with possessed dolls, feral dust bunnies, and customers who'd sell your soul for a good coupon. That is, until a man-eating feral dog starts terrorizing the town and a deadly supernatural conspiracy unfolds. Certain she's next when a dark entity attaches itself right to her that no amount of hexed jewelry can shake. The only one who can get rid of it is a reaper, and he’s not exactly in a position to help.  He’ll do it once he sobers up.  But for a price. (Fucking typical) He sets her to find the souls of the dead girls he lost, or she has to live with what’s hunting her.  And let's not forget, she still needs to clock in for her shift.Obey all Rules! 1. Wear protective gear when entering the basement. 2. Do not look anything in the eyes that has a face. (You will be haunted) 3. Always keep an eye on Joseph! (Rule two does not apply to Joseph!) 4. Do not talk back or insult the customers. Especially the witches. Enjoy the ride. Please keep your hands and feet inside at all times, and don't forget long socks. (The dust bunnies bite.)

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OverviewViews and follower statisticsEngagementProseChapters
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FVR
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Rating
4.86
Ratings
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RS Days
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Total Chapters
72
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Chapter Analysis
Word counts and prose metrics for each chapter
#TitleWordsFK GradeDialogueSSPVariation
1Chapter 1: Rule One- Don't fucking touch anything0----
2Chapter 3: Nope! Not Today, Satan!0----
3Chapter 4: Morgan Llocsird Can Go to Hell0----
4Chapter 12: Annoying Customers and Why I Deserve Hazard Pay0----
5Chapter 13: The fried food didn't kill her, but this fucking dog might.0---
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6Chapter 14: Wait, How the fuck did i end up here?0----
7Chapter 2: A Perfectly Nice Croissant Ruined by Lycan Propaganda and a Workplace Crush0----
8Chapter 5: One Narwhal please, Hold the Trauma0----
9Chapter 6: I said hold the fucking trauma!0----
10Chapter 7: "I rebuke you Satan!"0----
11Chapter 8-The Dog Wasn't Rabid, I swear! It Was Just Built Different0----
12Chapter 9- Hemlock and Why This Is a Terrible Idea...0----
13Chapter 10-Great, Now I Need a Restraining Order Against a Fucking Shadow0----
14Chapter 15.- Can Everyone Stop Ruining My Morning? Like Damn.0----
15Chapter 16-Apparently Financial Crimes Are a Love Language. (I am looking right at you lottie)0----
16Chapter 17- Hafgufa My Ass0----
17Chapter 18- I'd bite you too (I thought Ethan was the Dumbass in the family)0----
18Chapter 19- Wait! So, Lunch Is Cursed and Holden isn't the Mafia?0----
19Chapter 20- A picky bitch and A drama queen0----
20Chapter 21: “American Vampires Are Dignified,” My Ass0----
21Chapter 22-Vampires are apparently very anti-kink shaming ghosts, who the fuck knew0----
22Chapter 23- Interrogations and Honey: The Worst Case of Good Cop, Bad Cop0----
23Chapter 24- Remmi Vs the Sky Demon. Act 1 (I need popcorn for this shit)0----
24Chapter 25- This smells Like Bullshit. (Rotting Ectoplasm was not in the training manual)0----
25Chapter 26- The Delicate Art of Adopting a Cryptid (it grabs you and you're its mother, congrats)0----
26Chapter 27: One Cockroach and a Charitable cause (but one is a lie.)0----
27Chapter 28- Tag you're in- No Takebacks0----
28Chapter 29- No Time To Dawdle, Dear (Am I supposed to ignore the murder tree?)0----
29Chapter 30- Definitely Not Fae0----
30Chapter 31- It wasn't me, okay it was but i was high on Hobgoblin venom.0----
31Chapter 32-Violated. That's It. That's the Chapter (I don't care it saved my life)0----
32Chapter 33-Quick history lesson- Witches are unhygienic and spew ungodly body fluids0----
33Chapter 34- Try and censor me and see what happens0----
34Chapter 35- It touched my grey matter and rooted through it like a damn truffle pig0----
35Chapter 36- We are all going to Hell Together0----
36Chapter 37-Mordecai and his Very Punchable face.0----
37Chapter 38- A Baku walked into a Bar...and Other bad jokes0----
38Chapter 39- I won't answer the phone and you can't fucking make me.0----
39Chapter 11- Well, That backfired.—----
40Bonus Chapter- AFTERHOURS- Joseph get off that Thing! you don't know where it's been0----
41BONUS CHAPTER- AFTER HOURS- Joseph Always lies1 Except for this time apparently0----
42Chapter 40-Squonks deserves justice, so does Lizzy.0----
43Chapter 41-yes, i bailed on my job and bullied a damn dog. (We all know i have issues)0----
44Chapter 42- Remmi is rocking that 80's hooker look. (Lotties is getting a dry-cleaning bill)0----
45Chapter 43- There's a soul sucking monster at the funeral...oh Mordecai is here too.0----
46Chapter 45- This Bitch just pulled a Quokka (this is why i hate public Transportation)0----
47Chapter 46-Dead man walking. (I am not above committing violent crimes today)0----
48Chapter 47- Assholes and Broken Vows (I'm looking at you Holden!)0----
49Chapter 48- Who put Death in the freezer?0----
50Chapter 49- Popcorn, A show and Violated Corpse! (Leave the poor dead guy alone Ferdinand!)0----
51Chapter 50- One Washed blanket (how dare Lottie) and very angry kobold noises.0----
52Chapter 44- Nobody Panic. (Why is everyone panicking?)0----
53Chapter 51- A Book with Teeth (and a Boss with None)0----
54Chapter 52- Put the Damn Frog Down (and Other Monday shenanigans.)0----
55Chapter 53- This asshole and his Stuffed animals (They are not adequate peace offerings!)0----
56Chapter 54-Now we got A body count and Magical puberty.0----
57Chapter 55- The Butterfly Effect from Hell and a Human Juicebox0----
58Chapter 57- A Teddy Bear, a Break-In, and My Boss Having a Breakdown0----
59Chapter 56: The Murder bug with an Identity crisis that followed me home.0----
60Chapter 58- A sea lizard left her baby with me and ran away (Rude, but i get it)—----
61Chapter 59- The Flamethrower seemed like overkill—----
62Chapter 60- Never, Ever Give clothes to a pixie—----
63Chapter 61- Shark week, but with Gnomes—----
64Chapter 62- The Sheer Structural Disrespect of It All—----
65Chapter 63- Bad Dog—----
66Chapter 64-New Book, New place, Who dis?—----
67Chapter 2: Death Gods and Vampire Dentures? (I need A Raise)0----
68Chapter 47- Broken thumbs, Broken watches and more black ooze... Fuck!0----
69Chapter 51- Why the hell would someone fire blast a ghost?0----
70Chapter 53- Who would win? The boyfriend or the coffee t (My money's on the coffee table)0----
71Chapter 16-Ichigo Manako can go to Hell (She does not pass go! She does not collect 200) 4 months ago0----
72Quick Upate 1 month ago0----