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Scars and Decay; Episode 1

Scars and Decay; Episode 1

by Ms.SnavelyWrites

Urban FantasyFemale LeadSlice of LifeAdventureFantasy
Shadow rank ~57–63 in Horror↑1

[Urban Fantasy] [Cozy Horror] [Dark Humor] [Female Lead] [No Romance! Just Pure Chaos] Welcome to Sharpe's Antique and Oddities, where the retail is boring but the customer are anything but.  Tegan thought she was managing just fine with possessed dolls, feral dust bunnies, and customers who'd sell your soul for a good coupon. That is, until a man-eating feral dog starts terrorizing the town and local girls turn up dead. Certain she's next when a dark entity attaches itself right to her that no amount of hexed jewelry can shake. The only one who can get rid of it is a reaper, and he’s not exactly in a position to help.  He’ll do it once he sobers up.  But for a price. (Fucking typical) He sets her to find the souls of the dead girls he lost, or she has to live with what’s hunting her.  And let's not forget, she still needs to clock in for her shift.Obey all Rules! 1. Wear protective gear when entering the basement. 2. Do not look anything in the eyes that has a face. (you will be haunted) 3. Always keep an eye on Joseph! (Rule two does not apply to Joseph!) 4. Do not talk back or insult the customers. Especially the witches. Enjoy the ride. Please keep your hands and feet inside at all times, and don't forget long socks. (The dust bunnies bite.)

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1Chapter 1: Rule One- Don't fucking touch anything 4 months ago0----
2Chapter 2: Death Gods and Vampire Dentures? (I need A Raise) 4 months ago0----
3Chapter 3: Nope! Not Today, Satan! 4 months ago0----
4Chapter 4: Morgan Llocsird Can Go to Hell 4 months ago0----
5Chapter 5: Annoying Customers and Why I Deserve Hazard Pay 4 months ago
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6Chapter 6: The fried food didn't kill her, but this fucking dog might. 4 months ago0----
7Chapter 7: Wait, How the fuck did i end up here? 4 months ago0----
8Chapter 8: Who ordered a bitch fit and a shadow with no boundaries. (I sure as shit didn't) 4 months ago0----
9Chapter 9: One Narwhal please, Hold the Trauma 4 months ago0----
10Chapter 10: I said hold the fucking trauma! 4 months ago0----
11Chapter 11: "I rebuke you Satan!" 4 months ago0----
12Chapter 12-Inky things and broken rings? I think i'm in trouble 4 months ago0----
13Chapter 13- Hemlock and Why This Is a Terrible Idea... 4 months ago0----
14Chapter 14-Great, Now I Need a Restraining Order Against a Fucking Shadow 4 months ago0----
15Chapter 15.- Can Everyone Stop Ruining My Morning? Like Damn. 4 months ago0----
16Chapter 16-Ichigo Manako can go to Hell (She does not pass go! She does not collect 200) 4 months ago0----
17Chapter 17-Apparently Financial Crimes Are a Love Language. (I am looking right at you lottie) 4 months ago0----
18Chapter 18- I am not above fighting this puddle (Or Ethan for a matter of fact) 3 months ago0----
19Chapter 19- I'd bite you too (I thought Ethan was the Dumbass in the family) 3 months ago0----
20Chapter 20-Drama, bird shit and emotional support sandwiches. (I hate Tuesdays) 3 months ago0----
21Chapter 21- A picky bitch and A drama queen 3 months ago0----
22Chapter 22: “American Vampires Are Dignified,” My Ass 3 months ago0----
23Chapter 23-Vampires are apparently very anti-kink shaming ghosts, who the fuck knew 3 months ago0----
24Chapter 24- Interrogations and Honey: The Worst Case of Good Cop, Bad Cop 3 months ago0----
25Chapter 25- Remmi Vs the Sky Demon. Act 1 (I need popcorn for this shit) 3 months ago0----
26Chapter 26- This smells Like Bullshit. (Rotting Ectoplasm was not in the training manual) 3 months ago0----
27Chapter 27- Well, That's his blanket now 3 months ago0----
28Chapter 28: One Cockroach and a Charitable cause (but one is a lie.) 3 months ago0----
29Chapter 29- Tag you're in- No Takebacks 3 months ago0----
30Chapter 30- No Time To Dawdle, Dear (Am I supposed to ignore the murder tree?) 3 months ago0----
31Chapter 31- Definitely Not Fae 3 months ago0----
32Chapter 32- It wasn't me, okay it was but i was high on Hobgoblin venom. 3 months ago0----
33Chapter 33-Violated. That's It. That's the Chapter (I don't care it saved my life) 3 months ago0----
34Chapter 34-Quick history lesson- Witches are unhygienic and spew ungodly body fluids 3 months ago0----
35Chapter 35- Try and censor me and see what happens 3 months ago0----
36Chapter 36- It touched my g matter and rooted through it like a damn truffle pig (I'm not fine!) 3 months ago0----
37ChaPter 37- We are all going to Hell Together 3 months ago0----
38Chapter 38-Mordecai and his Very Punchable face. 3 months ago0----
39Chapter 39- A Baku walked into a Bar...and Other bad jokes 3 months ago0----
40Chapter 40- I won't answer the phone and you can't fucking make me. 3 months ago0----
41Bonus Chapter- AFTERHOURS- Joseph get off that Thing! you don't know where it's been 3 months ago0----
42BONUS CHAPTER- AFTER HOURS- Joseph Always lies1 Except for this time apparently 3 months ago0----
43Chapter 41- Two Lines and Maybe a Felony Charge (I said maybe dammit) 3 months ago0----
44Chapter 42-yes, i bailed on my job and bullied a damn dog. (We all know i have issues) 3 months ago0----
45Chapter 43- Remmi is rocking that 80's hooker look. (Lotties is getting a dry-cleaning bill) 3 months ago0----
46Chapter 44 — There's a soul sucking monster at the funeral...oh Mordecai is here too. 3 months ago0----
47Chapter 46- This Bitch just pulled a Quokka (this is why i hate public Transportation) 3 months ago0----
48Chapter 47- Leobwin is a dead man walking (I am not above committing violent crimes today) 3 months ago0----
49Chapter 48- Broken thumbs, Broken watches and more black ooze... Fuck! 2 months ago0----
50Chapter 49- Assholes and Broken Vows (I'm looking at you Holden!) 2 months ago0----
51Chapter 50- Who put Death in the freezer? 2 months ago0----
52Chapter 51- Popcorn, A show and Violated Corpse! (Leave the poor dead guy alone Ferdinand!) 2 months ago0----
53Chapter 52- Why the hell would someone fire blast a ghost? 2 months ago0----
54Chapter 53- One Washed blanket (how dare Lottie) and very angry kobold noises. 1 month ago0----
55Chapter 54- Who would win? The boyfriend or the coffee t (My money's on the coffee table) 1 month ago0----
56Chapter 45- Nobody Panic! (Everyone Fucking Panics anyway) 1 month ago0----
57Chapter 55- How soon is too soon to ask for a raise (asking for a friend... No, No i am not) 1 month ago0----
58Chapter 56- Put the Damn Frog Down (and Other Monday shenanigans.) 23 days ago0----
59Chapter 57- This asshole and his Stuffed animals (They are not adequate peace offerings!) 17 days ago0----
60Chapter 58- Ringing the Dinner bell (Featuring one whiney bitch in my back seat) 10 days ago0----
61Chapter 59- Oh, it's the likes the butterfly effect...from hell. 6 days ago0----
62Chapter 60- I refused to be treated like a Juicebox! (Keep those fangs to yourself!) 6 minutes ago0----
63Quick Upate 1 month ago0----