
by Chacha Jaramillo
A collection of observations from a household where systems are created, ignored… and mysteriously replaced. Nothing is explained.Everything works.Somehow. At first, it’s just small things—a misplaced object, a routine that fixes itself, a problem that solves itself before anyone notices. Then the pattern starts. And once you see it… you can’t unsee it. Welcome to the Domestic Survival Guide.Step one: pretend this is normal. Disclaimer:Domestic Survival Guide is a work of observational comedy and fictionalized household storytelling. The scenarios, exaggerations, and “phenomena logs” are intended as lighthearted reflections on everyday domestic life, family chaos, language mix-ups, and human behavior. The series is not intended to mock medical, neurological, or psychological conditions.
| # | Title | Words |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | Domestic Truth #1 | 0 |
| 2 | Chapter 2 — Delete. Move. Play. | 0 |
| 3 | Chapter 3 — The Ducks | 0 |
| 4 | Chapter 4 — The Squeegee | 0 |
| 5 | The Fried Rice Incident | 0 |
| 6 |
| The Car Concert Incident |
| 0 |
| 7 | Entry #27 — Husband.exe (Buffering Edition) | 0 |
| 8 | Entry #1 — The Cord of Interruption | 0 |
| 9 | Entry #2 — The Dishwasher That Knows | 0 |
| 10 | Entry #3 — The Light That Waits | 0 |
| 11 | Entry #4 — The Missing Sock Agreement | 0 |
| 12 | Entry #5 — The Knock That Comes in Fours | 0 |
| 13 | Entry #6 — The Cup That’s Already There | 0 |
| 14 | Entry #7 — The Conversation I Don’t Remember | 0 |
| 15 | Entry #8 — The Way He Looked at Me | 0 |
| 16 | Entry #9 — The Things That Don’t Move | 0 |
| 17 | Entry #10 — The Day It Didn’t Help | 0 |
| 18 | Entry #11 — The Door I Don’t Open Anymore | 0 |
| 19 | Entry #12 — The List I Didn’t Write | 0 |
| 20 | Entry #13 — The Moment It Noticed Me | 0 |
| 21 | Entry #14 — The Day I Tried to Break It | 0 |
| 22 | Household Black Holes Analytics | 0 |
| 23 | The Cable Once Deemed Unworthy (Appliance Archives: AA 005) | 0 |
| 24 | Leftovers Food entering the refrigerator with hope… | 0 |
| 25 | Household Phenomena Log #03 | 0 |
| 26 | Household Phenomena Log #02 The Frog Upgrade Issue | 0 |
| 27 | Household Phenomena Log #27 | 0 |
| 28 | A Mother’s Day Tale 🤦♀️💐🔥 | 0 |
| 29 | Household Phenomena Log #02: The Spruce Conflict 🌲 | 0 |
| 30 | Household Phenomena Log #02: The Earbud Hierarchy 🎧 | 0 |
| 31 | Household Phenomena Log #09 The Customer Service Porcupine | 0 |
| 32 | The Speakerphone Incident | 0 |
| 33 | A Day Off Duties | 0 |
| 34 | The Dialogue Bomber | 0 |
| 35 | The Black Hole in the Roof | 0 |
| 36 | 2026: The Year We Tried to Free Storage and Invented a Museum Instead | — |
| 37 | Pee Time = Horror Movie | — |
| 38 | The Conveniently Swearing Uncle | — |