by Wicked Wizard
He watched six Harry Potter films in a life he no longer has. Then he woke up in it. He knows who dies. He knows who betrays. He knows the ending. None of that stopped him from falling in love with all of it. A boy with a crowbar, a dead man's foreknowledge, and absolutely no intention of following the script. The wizarding world has faced Dark Lords, basilisks, and prophecies. It has never faced Kevin Croft. Go read it. You won't sleep.
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| 0 | Chapter 1: Ding! I've Been Dropped into the Harry Potter World | 0 |
| 1 | Chapter 2: Diagon Alley Lights Up! | 0 |
| 2 | Chapter 3: Crashing Platform 9¾ with Harry Potter | 0 |
| 3 | Chapter 4: Flicking a Rat's Nipples on the Hogwarts Express | 0 |
| 4 | Chapter 5: Kevin Lifts Draco Like He Weighs Nothing | 0 |
| 5 | Chapter 6: Nailing Transfiguration on Day One | 0 |
| 6 | Chapter 7: Potions Class — Kevin Throws Down with Snape | 0 |
| 7 | Chapter 8: Snape's Shockingly High Score | 0 |
| 8 | Chapter 9: Broom Fails, Pebble Threats, and One Killer Catch | 0 |
| 9 | Chapter 10: Snape's "Special Treatment" and the Troll Crash-Landing | 0 |
| 10 | Chapter 11: Kevin's Troll Showdown — Eyeball Stab and All | 0 |
| 11 | Chapter 12: Quidditch Chaos — Snape's Seat Catches Fire | 0 |
| 12 | Chapter 13: Kevin's Sneaky Tea Party with Hagrid | 0 |
| 13 | Chapter 14: Kevin Falls into Snape's Debt Trap | 0 |
| 14 | Chapter 15: Hermione's Sweet Christmas Invite | 0 |
| 15 | Chapter 16: Hermione's Wild Hair and the Granger Welcome | 0 |
| 16 | Chapter 17: Christmas Gifts and That Cheek Kiss | 0 |
| 17 | Chapter 18: Baby Dragon Hatches and Draco Gets Tamed | 0 |
| 18 | Chapter 19: Dragon Pranks, Unicorn Blood, and a Voldemort Showdown Mission | 0 |
| 19 | Chapter 20: Crowbar Beatdown — Voldemort Never Saw It Coming | 0 |
| 20 | Chapter 21: Storm's End — Heroes, Dragons, and Blinding Spells | 0 |
| 21 | Chapter 22: Snape's Sneaky Holiday Homework | 0 |
| 22 | Chapter 23: The Magical Bracelets from Mum and Dad | 0 |
| 23 | Chapter 24: Hermione's Tears and the Surprise Next Door | 0 |
| 24 | Chapter 25: Best Friends, Bumper Cars, and a Rescue Mission | 0 |
| 25 | Chapter 26: Dobby the House-Elf Gets Schooled | 0 |
| 26 | Chapter 27: Flying Car to the Burrow | 0 |
| 27 | Chapter 28: Lockhart's Book Signing Circus — and Lucius Malfoy Shows Up | 0 |
| 28 | Chapter 29: Kevin Lays Out Lucius Malfoy | 0 |
| 29 | Chapter 30: Colin's Starstruck Snaps | 0 |
| 30 | Chapter 31: Lockhart's Pixie Chaos — Kevin's Chain Lightning Steals the Show | 0 |
| 31 | Chapter 32: Flint's Slur — and Kevin's Breaking Point | 0 |
| 32 | Chapter 33: Draco Spills on the Chamber — Rogue Bludger Rampage | 0 |
| 33 | Chapter 34: The Duelling Club, Parseltongue Panic, and Hagrid's Secret | 0 |
| 34 | Chapter 35: Kevin Plucks a Phoenix and Blows the Chamber Wide Open | 0 |
| 35 | Chapter 36: Storming the Chamber — Basilisk Down, Tom Riddle Done | 0 |
| 36 | Chapter 37: Freeing Dobby the House-Elf | 0 |
| 37 | Chapter 38: Ambush on the Hogwarts Express | 0 |
| 38 | Chapter 39: Train Aftermath — No Attackers Left Breathing | 0 |
| 39 | Chapter 40: Ponytails, Kittens, and Christmas | 0 |
| 40 | Chapter 41: Draco's Breaking Point | 0 |
| 41 | Chapter 42: Levelling Up Hard and Meeting Snowdrift the Hippogriff | 0 |
| 42 | Chapter 43: Holiday Barbecues, Camping Trips, and Excellent Friend Sleepovers | 0 |
| 43 | Chapter 44: Gearing Up for the Wild Camping Trip | 0 |
| 44 | Chapter 45: Squirrel Chaos and the Almost-Kiss | 0 |
| 45 | Chapter 46: Barbecue Disasters and Nap-Time Snuggles | 0 |
| 46 | Chapter 47: Sirius Black Breaks Out of Azkaban | 0 |
| 47 | Chapter 48: Dementors Crash the Hogwarts Express | 0 |
| 48 | Chapter 49: Dumbledore's Full Trust — And the Poop Candy Incident | 0 |
| 49 | Chapter 50: Patronus Crash Course and Lupin's Drop-In | 0 |
| 50 | Chapter 51: I'll Bet Trelawney's Day Goes Badly | 0 |
| 51 | Chapter 52: Crowbars and Hippogriff Bows | 0 |
| 52 | Chapter 53: Boggart Nightmares Turn Hilarious | 0 |
| 53 | Chapter 54: Tea Dates and the Poop Candy War | 0 |
| 54 | Chapter 55: Snape Drops Hints About Wolves | 0 |
| 55 | Chapter 56: Dementors Crash the Quidditch Match | 0 |
| 56 | Chapter 57: Lupin Clears the Air | 0 |
| 57 | Chapter 58: He Couldn't Sleep, So He Went Next Door | 0 |
| 58 | Chapter 59: Pettigrew Appears on the Map | 0 |
| 59 | Chapter 60: Sirius Crashes the Party | 0 |
| 60 | Chapter 61: Nailing Pettigrew | 0 |
| 61 | Chapter 62: Dementors Eat a Goldfish's Tail | 0 |
| 62 | Chapter 63: Pettigrew's Escape | 0 |
| 63 | Chapter 64: Exams, a Firebolt, and Lupin's Goodbye | 0 |
| 64 | Chapter 65: Harry and Ginny | 0 |
| 65 | Chapter 66: Clear the Way | 0 |
| 66 | Chapter 67: Hermione's Tummy Poke | 0 |
| 67 | Chapter 68: Hermione's Sleepover Strategy | 0 |
| 68 | Chapter 69: Harry's Nightmares | 0 |
| 69 | Chapter 70: A Word with Mrs. Malfoy | 0 |
| 70 | Chapter 71: Kevin's Fire God Command | 0 |
| 71 | Chapter 72: Dark Marks and Fancy Guests | 0 |
| 72 | Chapter 73: Let Me In, or I'll Challenge Every Last One of You | 0 |
| 73 | Chapter 74: Kevin's Lava Wall — Ron Steals the Spotlight | 0 |
| 74 | Chapter 75: Moody's Unforgivable Curse Demonstration | 0 |
| 75 | Chapter 76: Kevin Crashes the Goblet — Harry's the Fourth Champion | 0 |
| 76 | Chapter 77: Why Haven't These Two Broken Up Yet? | 0 |
| 77 | Chapter 78: Dumbledore's Dark Hunches | 0 |
| 78 | Chapter 79: Dragons | 0 |
| 79 | Chapter 80: Dragon Beatdown and the Fiery Lottery | 0 |
| 80 | Chapter 81: Kevin and the Dragon | 0 |
| 81 | Chapter 82: The Egg, the Stream, and the Ball | 0 |
| 82 | Chapter 83: Moonlight Confession | 0 |
| 83 | Chapter 84: Official, Matching Outfits, and Snape's Rampage | 0 |
| 84 | Chapter 85: Hermione at the Yule Ball | 0 |
| 85 | Chapter 86: Dark Marks and the Water Dragon | 0 |
| 86 | Chapter 87: On the Proposed Teaching Arrangement | 0 |
| 87 | Chapter 88: The Curriculum and the Lake | 0 |
| 88 | Chapter 89: The Workshop and the Teaching Trap | 0 |
| 89 | Chapter 90: Kevin's First Potions Class | 0 |
| 90 | Chapter 91: Hermione Vanishes — Second Task Underway | 0 |
| 91 | Chapter 93: Kevin Catches the Fake Moody | 0 |
| 92 | Chapter 94: The Bracelet's Secret | 0 |
| 93 | Chapter 95: Wizarding Weekly Runs a Story | 0 |
| 94 | Chapter 96: Kevin Catches Rita Skeeter | 0 |
| 95 | Chapter 97: Old Barty Is Found | 0 |
| 96 | Chapter 98: The Pensieve | 0 |
| 97 | Chapter 99: Lily's Protection and the Soul Connection | 0 |
| 98 | Chapter 100: EX Excalibur Tears the Maze | 0 |
| 99 | Chapter 101: Voldemort Rises in the Graveyard | 0 |
| 100 | Chapter 102: Crowbar to the Dark Lord's Skull! | 0 |
| 101 | Chapter 103: Heroes Return — Unmasking the Fake | 0 |
| 102 | Chapter 104: Fudge's Flat Denial and Barty Crouch Jr.'s Terrible History | 0 |
| 103 | Chapter 105: Rebooting the Order of the Phoenix | 0 |
| 104 | Chapter 106: Draco's Brutal Choice | 0 |
| 105 | Chapter 107: Snape Can't Ditch His Teaching Assistant | 0 |
| 106 | Chapter 108: The Gaze of Death | 0 |
| 107 | Chapter 109: Hand-in-Hand — Coming Home | 0 |
| 108 | Chapter 110: Fawkes' Feathers for Secret Letters — and Hermione's Late-Night Supervision | 0 |
| 109 | Chapter 111: Kevin's Magic Battery Breakthrough | 0 |
| 110 | Chapter 112: Doorbell Disaster at Grimmauld Place | 0 |
| 111 | Chapter 113: The Unbreakable Locket | 0 |
| 112 | Chapter 114: Regulus Black's Terrible Sacrifice | 0 |
| 113 | Chapter 115: Dumbledore's Growing Suspicion | 0 |
| 114 | Chapter 116: If They Can Do It, So Can We | 0 |
| 115 | Chapter 117: Dementors in Broad Daylight | 0 |
| 116 | Chapter 118: Caught on Film — and Hermione's Precision Strike | 0 |
| 117 | Chapter 119: Harry's Quiet Nights and Draco's New Face | 0 |
| 118 | Chapter 120: Enter Umbridge | 0 |
| 119 | Chapter 121: Reeling Umbridge In — and Gryffindor at War with Itself | 0 |
| 120 | Chapter 122: The D.A. Launches — and One Familiar Cold Presence | 0 |
| 121 | Chapter 123: Dumbledore's Weekend Alchemy Sessions | 0 |
| 122 | Chapter 124: Career Ambitions and a Horcrux Invitation | 0 |
| 123 | Chapter 125: Dumbledore Explains What They're Actually Fighting | 0 |
| 124 | Chapter 126: The Room of Requirement Introduces Itself | 0 |
| 125 | Chapter 127: Stunning Spells at Full Force | 0 |
| 126 | Chapter 128: Malfoy Manor, and a Letter from the Ministry | 0 |
| 127 | Chapter 129: Blood-Bond Badges and Ron's Memorable First Attempt | 0 |
| 128 | Chapter 130: Hogsmeade Brawl and the Cursed Necklace | 0 |
| 129 | Chapter 131: Draco's Breaking Point | 0 |
| 130 | Chapter 132: Poor David Gets Humiliated | 0 |
| 131 | Chapter 133: Rita's Intel on Draco's Curse | 0 |
| 132 | Chapter 133: Rita's Intel on Draco's Curse | 0 |
| 133 | Chapter 134: Kevin's Secret Tiger Surprise | 0 |
| 134 | Chapter 135: Azkaban Breakout — Plot Goes Off the Rails | 0 |
| 135 | Chapter 137: White Tiger Rampage | 0 |
