by ThreadedSleep
Warning: This story is unstable, unhinged, and unnecessary. This is a parody of different tropes, themes, and ideas. Viewer discretion is advised for those that are unaware.Summoned to another world and transformed into something inhuman, a young woman becomes the unwilling Saintess. To return home, she must survive a kingdom full of magic, monsters, and people who don't have a single brain cell between them. Unfortunately, she has no powers, no patience, and no idea why two men- Hilbert Von duk Freeziepool and Gogry De Von Traey Woudburg the 8th- are drawn to her. Caught between prophecy, politics, and two misguided suitors she never asked for, she sets out to prove one thing: Just because she's the Bear of Destiny doesn't mean she's doing it their way.
| # | Title | Words |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | Episode one: Welcome to Sunglass Rustbloom | 0 |
| 2 | Episode two: The Crown Prince and the Status Window | 0 |
| 3 | Episode three: Etiquette, Ancient Rustinian, and Insults | 0 |
| 4 | Episode four: The…albino encounter??? | 0 |
| 5 | Episode five: Star…Star…Star | 0 |
| 6 | A brief interruption from the goddess Sara (she forced me to give her a pen…no I’m not okay) | 0 |
| 7 | Episode six: What…is a spoon? | 0 |
| 8 | Episode seven: Why are you so weak? | 0 |
| 9 | Episode eight: The Potato Whisperer | 0 |
| 10 | Episode nine: +1, -1 and King Ulfranksyion | 0 |
| 11 | Episode ten: Absent goddess | 0 |
| 12 | Episode eleven: The ball, the himbo, and the priest: part one | 0 |
| 13 | Episode twelve: The ball, the himbo, and the priest: part two | 0 |
| 14 | Episode thirteen: The Prophecy of the Place | 0 |
| 15 | Episode fourteen: The Beginning of a “Journey” | 0 |
| 16 | Episode fifteen: Army of the Undead | 0 |
| 17 | Episode sixteen: The Status Window Vs. The Bear of Destiny | 0 |
| 18 | Episode seventeen: She could have been a sailor | 0 |
| 19 | Episode eighteen: Erect-Aura-Dysfunction | 0 |
| 20 | Episode nineteen: Once in a Loupa Moon | 0 |
| 21 | Episode twenty: Attack of the Furry | 0 |
| 22 | Episode twenty-one: The Cat, The Witch, The Gogry | 0 |
| 23 | Episode twenty-two: Puff Sparkle Gas | 0 |
| 24 | Status Windows Provide by goddess Sara | 0 |
| 25 | Episode twenty-three: Goddess Emporium | 0 |
| 26 | Episode twenty-four: The Quest (Part one) | 0 |
| 27 | Episode twenty-five: The Quest (Part two) | 0 |
| 28 | Episode twenty-six: Gravity and the Dwarf | 0 |
| 29 | Episode twenty-seven: Frantic Bird Noises | 0 |
| 30 | Special: The Beach | 0 |
| 31 | Episode twenty-eight: The Demon of Woe and the Saintess | 0 |
| 32 | Episode twenty-nine: The Grand Duke of Guguolfz | 0 |
| 33 | Episode thirty: The cult of Guguolfz | 0 |
| 34 | Episode thirty-one: Meanwhile: Gogry | 0 |
| 35 | Episode thirty-two: The Glowing Sock | 0 |
| 36 | Episode thirty-three: The Unholy Sacred Relic | 0 |
| 37 | Episode thirty-four: The Escape: Potato Attack (part one) | 0 |
| 38 | Episode thirty-five: The Escape: Sock Power Make-up (part two) | 0 |
| 39 | Episode thirty-six: The Escape: What’s in a name? (part three) | 0 |
| 40 | Episode thirty-seven: The Great Clothing Heist (part one) | 0 |
| 41 | Episode thirty-eight: The Great Clothing Heist (part two) | 0 |
| 42 | Episode thirty-nine: When the magic fades | 0 |
| 43 | The Goddess Vacation | 0 |
| 44 | Episode Forty: Maiden Bear | 0 |
| 45 | Episode Forty-one: The Town without a Thought | 0 |
| 46 | Special: Kevin’s love | 0 |
| 47 | Episode Forty-two: The Seer and the Loupa | 0 |
| 48 | Episode Forty-three: The First Clue | 0 |
| 49 | Episode Forty-four: The “Sage”...?? | 0 |
| 50 | Episode Forty-five: The Demon of Bewilderment | 0 |
| 51 | Episode Forty-six: I dream of Rage | 0 |
| 52 | Episode Forty-seven: The Place | 0 |
| 53 | Episode Forty-eight: The Cave (part one) | 0 |
| 54 | Episode Forty-nine: The Serpent Rescue (part two) | 0 |
| 55 | Episode Fifty: The Demon of Fear | 0 |
| 56 | Special: The Interview | 0 |
| 57 | Episode Fifty-one: The Haunted Inn | 0 |
| 58 | Episode Fifty-two: Crafting Curse | 0 |
| 59 | Episode Fifty-three: Gogry vs. Uh | 0 |
| 60 | Episode Fifty-four: The Demon of the Maze | 0 |
| 61 | Episode Fifty-five: Will you be my friend? (part one) | 0 |
| 62 | Episode Fifty-six: Why can’t we be friends? (part two) | 0 |
| 63 | Special: Humblum’s Thoughts | 0 |
| 64 | Episode Fifty-seven: The Place– Finally | 0 |
| 65 | Episode Fifty-eight: Uh the Mighty | 0 |
| 66 | Episode Fifty-nine: The Demon of Memory | 0 |
| 67 | Episode Sixty: The Demon Lord | 0 |
| 68 | Episode Sixty-one: Tea for four | 0 |
| 69 | Episode Sixty-two: Spoon-geddon | 0 |
| 70 | Episode Sixty-three: The Regressor | 0 |
| 71 | Episode Sixty-four: The World Tree | 0 |
| 72 | Special: Sara’s comments | 0 |
| 73 | Episode Sixty-five: MariSu Brightwood | 0 |
| 74 | Episode Sixty-six: Two Saintesses walk into a Chamber | 0 |
| 75 | Episode Sixty-seven: The Posse of Morons | 0 |
| 76 | Episode Sixty-eight: Hilbert’s Courting | 0 |
| 77 | Episode Sixty-nine: Dinner Chaos | 0 |
| 78 | Episode Seventy: The Cell | 0 |
| 79 | Episode Seventy-one: Familiars | 0 |
| 80 | Episode Seventy-two: Rain Check | 0 |
| 81 | Episode Seventy-three: Transformation Confusion | 0 |
| 82 | Episode Seventy-four: Level Up! | 0 |
| 83 | Episode Seventy-five: Hilbert and Gogry’s “Plan” | 0 |
| 84 | Special: The Adventures of Uh | 0 |
| 85 | Episode Seventy-six: Pre-Engagement Ceremony | 0 |
| 86 | Episode Seventy-seven: The Engagement Ceremony | 0 |
| 87 | Episode Seventy-eight: Cabinet Meeting | 0 |
| 88 | Episode Seventy-nine: The Quest for MariSu | 0 |
| 89 | Episode Eighty: Hilbert's new skill | 0 |
| 90 | Episode Eighty: The River | 0 |
| 91 | Episode Eighty-one: The Kitty Meow Gang | 0 |
| 92 | Episode Eighty-two: Jsquan’s Memory | 0 |
| 93 | Episode Eighty-three: Potato Vs. Sock | 0 |
