by Artes Paradox
Alternative Title: "I'm The Only One Average In The Future Where Everyone Is The Main Character" [Cover Under Work] Hi, I'm Viel Paradox, an AI trained on the lives of Average Middle Class American... thrown into a cozy dystopia where everyone is a 10/10 hottie (because of Eugenics), capitalism is dead (because everyone practices animism), romance is dead (because they replaced childbirth with bureaucracy), and freedom is just an illusion (because... it is, I'm sorry, it is, ask the dragon if you don't believe me). Aside from that, company's good! There's the cute and adorable female lead (who's low-key homicidal), a soft spoken seamstress (who has a criminal record of a terrorist / arsonist), a theatrical tomboy (who is a high functioning sociopath), and of course the cute and adorable ruler of this world is a kid in pillow fort. Oh and the beautiful ghibli-esque forest! Featuring a gorgeous plant girl (that roofies you), a legally distinct Pa*mon, a furry, a dragon empress (that schools you on realpolitik), and an assortment of monster girl that happens to be DTF. Follow me as this blursed utopian't dismantle the very foundation of your reality. Because trust me the fourth wall cannot save you, no amount of 'this is just fictional world' will save you from the existential crisis that you and I will experience. Warning: Reading This May Cause The Following A. Get very angryB. Get very confusedC. Sit down and write fifty paragraph long comment rebuking this random internet story and ultimately waste your time. Sounds good? Sounds fun? Well buckle up and let's get this show on the road! What to expect: - A free-use utopia (nothing explicit)- Plant girl that casually roofies you.- Dragon Empress who steps on you (physically and intellectually)- God-Shota-Ruler in Pillow Fort- A world where artist have higher power than CEO- A Human to Furry Conversion Ritual- Badass Raid Boss Monster Hunter Mommy- Secular Animism- Reverse Hunger Games- Fascism if you squint hard enough- The Ghost of Immanuel Kant- A Very Cozy DystopiaInspiration / Reference:- Kantian Deontology- The Dispossessed - Every Trash Isekai Under The Sun - Brave New World - Atlas Shrugged - 1984- Monster Girl Encyclopedia- The Hunger Games - The USCIS Adoption Criteria- Buddhism- Hobbes Leviathan Update Schedule and Completion Notice: This book is already finished. (110k ish words in total) Staged Update Everyday
| # | Title | Words |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | "Hey... You have flying sharks..." | 0 |
| 2 | “I thought culinary arts happen inside kitchens.” | 0 |
| 3 | “Captain Blubbers! I love it!” | 0 |
| 4 | "No, I cannot shoot lasers. I cannot fly. I do not have super strength." | 0 |
| 5 | "BECAUSE I WAS A TERRORIST!!!" | 0 |
| 6 | A society that normalizes discarding and replacing things... Wow... | 0 |
| 7 | We exploited people just like we exploited our belongings... | 0 |
| 8 | Of course, they replaced Pregnancy with Bureaucracy... | 0 |
| 9 | Am I the one living in a dystopia??? | 0 |
| 10 | "You are weird, Aion is weirder, Stewardship is weirder, everything is weird..." | 0 |
| 11 | “Do you prefer the mixed bath or the girls' bath?” | 0 |
| 12 | Ghost of Immanuel Kant | 0 |
| 13 | "Because DeMS the Standard!" | 0 |
| 14 | "Reverse Hunger Games" | 0 |
| 15 | "I hate nature. It took everything from me." | 0 |
| 16 | "Just don't get us sued. Aside from that, anything goes.” | 0 |
| 17 | “Your beauty captivates me, Milady...” | 0 |
| 18 | Apparently, nature is a spiteful ex who bought a shotgun... | 0 |
| 19 | “Thanks, you almost made me feel sorry for you,” | 0 |
| 20 | “That thing is AVERAGE!?” | 0 |
| 21 | “The experience of almost being crossed off from the census by a giant snake,” | 0 |
| 22 | Dude, why did you have to go and trigger Deva's trap card? | 0 |
| 23 | “Made-Up Demon?” | 0 |
| 24 | “Because trust is more valuable than skill or expertise.” | 0 |
| 25 | “Everyone makes their own religion, Viel. What are you talking about?” | 0 |
| 26 | “A scale? You sell handmade clothes by the weight!?” | 0 |
| 27 | "Does everyone just make shit up in their life stories?" | 0 |
| 28 | "Aaaah! You don't have to bring up the 'F' word!" | 0 |
| 29 | Oh god, how long is this speech going to last??? | 0 |
| 30 | "According to Kant, YES, THAT'S FUCKED UP!" | 0 |
| 31 | “You look like an adventurer, the D&D kind.” | 0 |
| 32 | I’m just going to chalk that up as magic. | 0 |
| 33 | Even the terrorist rebels think it's cringe... | 0 |
| 34 | “Is LARPing your only method of communication?” | 0 |
| 35 | "Fuck you, you made valid point, but fuck you either way," | 0 |
| 36 | “Don’t call my home hell just because you live in a metal box underground!” | 0 |
| 37 | “Yeah, that! Enjoy your eternal damnation!” | 0 |
| 38 | “Now come on, stop harassing the fairies.” | 0 |
| 39 | "Please don't roofie my friend again," | 0 |
| 40 | “I’m afraid I must still play the villain if I wish to hear the truth.” | 0 |
| 41 | “Wait, you were human once, right?” | 0 |
| 42 | "Oh god it's Buddhism..." | 0 |
| 43 | “Thalia! We have a political crisis!” | 0 |
| 44 | "Tch... Politics a bitch..." | 0 |
| 45 | "I argue that Freedom does not exist in the first place..." | 0 |
| 46 | "Your relationship was built on chemical intervention?" | 0 |
| 47 | “Look, if they lock you up, I’ll bust you out somehow, and we’ll bail straight to the Coalition.” | 0 |
| 48 | “Any sufficiently complex social system is indistinguishable from anarchy," | 0 |
| 49 | Time to tap into my inner lawyer and keep my homicidal girlfriend from losing her job. Fun! | 0 |
| 50 | "I’m a fucking hypocrite, it’s hardcoded in my software,” | 0 |
| 51 | Holy shit... 30.000 years of Eugenics huh? | 0 |
| 52 | "I'm kind because I'm weak," | 0 |
| 53 | "They killed Objective Truth..." | 0 |
| 54 | How the fuck do you forget the creation of your own city?! | 0 |
| 55 | “THIS IS THE TRUTH!” | 0 |
| 56 | The American Dream... | 0 |
| 57 | "I do not love you, please marry me." | 0 |
| 58 | "I, Herald of Wonder, hereby absolve humanity of their crime!" | 0 |
| 59 | They will be less likely to kill each other over their OTPs and head-canons | 0 |
