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Did Humanity Dream Of God In Pillow Fort?

Did Humanity Dream Of God In Pillow Fort?

by Artes Paradox

Post ApocalypticComedyPsychologicalNon-Human LeadSci-fi

Alternative Title: "I'm The Only One Average In The Future Where Everyone Is The Main Character" [UPDATES EVERYDAY] Hi, I'm Viel Paradox, an AI trained on the lives of Average Middle Class American... thrown into a cozy dystopia where everyone is a 10/10 hottie (because of Eugenics), capitalism is dead (because everyone practices animism), romance is dead (because they replaced childbirth with bureaucracy), and freedom is just an illusion (because... it is, I'm sorry, it is, ask the dragon if you don't believe me). Aside from that, company's good! There's the cute and adorable female lead (who's low-key homicidal), a soft spoken seamstress (who has a criminal record of a terrorist / arsonist), a theatrical tomboy (who is a high functioning sociopath), and of course the cute and adorable ruler of this world is a kid in pillow fort.  Oh and the beautiful ghibli-esque forest! Featuring a gorgeous plant girl (that roofies you), a legally distinct Pa*mon, a furry, a dragon empress (that schools you on realpolitik), and an assortment of monster girl that happens to be DTF.  Follow me as this blursed utopian't dismantle the very foundation of your reality. Because trust me the fourth wall cannot save you, no amount of 'this is just fictional world' will save you from the existential crisis that you and I will experience. Warning: Reading This May Cause The Following A. Get very angryB. Get very confusedC. Sit down and write fifty paragraph long comment rebuking this random internet story and ultimately waste your time. Sounds good? Sounds fun? Well buckle up and let's get this show on the road! What to expect: - A free-use utopia (nothing explicit)- Plant girl that casually roofies you.- Dragon Empress who steps on you (physically and intellectually)- God-Shota-Ruler in Pillow Fort- A world where artist have higher power than CEO- A Human to Furry Conversion Ritual- Badass Raid Boss Monster Hunter Mommy- Secular Animism- Reverse Hunger Games- Fascism if you squint hard enough- The Ghost of Immanuel Kant- A Very Cozy DystopiaInspiration / Reference:- Kantian Deontology- The Dispossessed - Every Trash Isekai Under The Sun - Brave New World - Atlas Shrugged - 1984- Monster Girl Encyclopedia- The Hunger Games - The USCIS Adoption Criteria- Buddhism- Hobbes Leviathan Update Schedule and Completion Notice: This book is already finished. (110k ish words in total) Staged Update Everyday

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#TitleWordsFK GradeDialogueSSPVariation
0"Hey... You have flying sharks..."0----
1“I thought culinary arts happen inside kitchens.”0----
2“Captain Blubbers! I love it!”0----
3"No, I cannot shoot lasers. I cannot fly. I do not have super strength."0----
4"BECAUSE I WAS A TERRORIST!!!"0---
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5A society that normalizes discarding and replacing things... Wow... 0----
6We exploited people just like we exploited our belongings...0----
7Of course, they replaced Pregnancy with Bureaucracy...0----
8Am I the one living in a dystopia???0----
9"You are weird, Aion is weirder, Stewardship is weirder, everything is weird..."0----
10“Do you prefer the mixed bath or the girls' bath?”0----
11Ghost of Immanuel Kant0----