RR TrackerRR Tracker
RankingsShadow RSArenaStoriesNew StoriesAnalyticsShoutoutsGenresPatreonTracked
Royal Road Tracker
AboutPrivacyRoyal Road

Not affiliated with Royal Road. Data updated every 15 minutes.

My Squirrel Army Can't Be This Strong

My Squirrel Army Can't Be This Strong

by Dungeoneering 101

ActionAdventureApocalypseComedyCrafting
Shadow rank ~#927 in Action↓3

When the System descended on Earth, Vorik Vladislok dreamed of becoming a druid, commanding wolves, bears, and legendary beasts. Instead, he was almost killed and received a shotgun wedding to a squirrel. Saved from death by the crowned creature, Vorik is thrust down the Beastlord progression built around squirrels that everyone else dismisses as a joke. They're wrong. As the system reshapes the world, Vorik turns acorns into weapons of war, recruits an army of increasingly unhinged squirrels, and discovers that the smallest creatures can reshape the world. Because while humanity is busy fighting monsters... The squirrels are preparing to conquer the food chain. What to expect: Beastlord & kingdom-building progression A clever, analytical MC who wins with strategy over brute force A growing army of ridiculous yet terrifying squirrels Humor mixed with high-stakes action No harem Long-term progression with meaningful power growth Uploads: Wednesday, Friday, Sunday.

View on Royal RoadEvolutionSet Alert
Changes shown for: last 24h
24h7d30d90dAll
Current Rank
N/A
Peak Rank
#25
Followers
312
+4
Story Timeline

Started

6mo ago

10

6mo ago

20

6mo ago

50

2mo ago

100

2mo ago

Entered Comedy RS

2mo ago

#50 Comedy

2mo ago

Left Comedy RS

2mo ago

Entered Comedy RS

2mo ago

#47 Comedy

2mo ago

Left Comedy RS

2mo ago

Entered Comedy RS

2mo ago

OverviewViews and follower statisticsEngagementProseChapters
Favorites
79
0
FVR
0.61%
Rating
4.49
Ratings
57
0
Reviews
N/A
0
Comments
N/A
0
RS Days
53
Total Chapters
81
Total Words
0
Avg Length
0
Analyzed
0
Chapter Analysis
Word counts and prose metrics for each chapter
#TitleWordsFK GradeDialogueSSPVariation
1Chapter 1: Welcome to the new world order.0----
2Chapter 2: Who's goin lizard huntin?0----
3Chapter 3: People Suck0----
4Chapter 4: But... Druid0----
5Chapter 5: To Catch a Predator0----
6Chapter 6: How is this even fair?0----
7Chapter 7: Squirrila Tactics0----
8Chapter 8: They've Breached Wall Wellington!0----
9Chapter 9: The only thing better than loot is the friends we summon along the way0----
10Chapter 10: Meeting the Squirrel Guy0----
11Chapter 11: Squirrels don't follow the Geneva convention0----
12Chapter 12: Fall of the house of Rapier Guy0----
13Chapter 13: Phase 2 begins!0----
14Chapter 14: Squirrel King under the mountain!0----
15Chapter 15: Making Friends and Summoning them are two different things0----
16Chapter 16: We are Legion!0----
17Chapter 17: Herald of the Tailed Legion0----
18Chapter 18: Golemancy for dummies0----
1919 Trugthor the Swampinator0----
20Chapter 20: It came from the swamp0----
21Chapter 21: Blitzkrieg0----
22Chapter 22: The Siege of Squirrelingrad0----
23Chapter 23: "God"Fall0----
24Chapter 24: Tier 20----
25Chapter 25: I want a pony!0----
26Chapter 26: We have been trying to reach you0----
27Chapter 27: Honored Guest0----
28Chapter 28: These are the Elves of a Killer Bella0----
29Chapter 29: How to train your murder sheep0----
30Chapter 30: Stepsystem help! I am stuck in the dryer!0----
31Chapter 31: You do not know de Wei0----
32Chapter 32: Dragon of the North0----
33Chapter 33: Winning but still losing0----
34Chapter 34 Look to the East0----
35Chapter 35: The Winged Boar'sars arrive0----
36Chapter 36: Swelly Welly0----
37Chapter 37: Highlander0----
38Chapter 38: The Gong Show0----
39Chapter 39: Squirrels with guns0----
40Chapter 40: For the Swarm!0----
41Chapter 41: Trees company0----
42Chapter 42: I put the Nut in Nuthaven0----
43chapter 43 Tomb and Gloom0----
44Chapter 44: My Brother the Furry0----
45Chapter 45: Prairie Doggin it0----
46Chapter 46: Never Find a Ground War in Asia0----
47Chapter 47: Balls to the Wall0----
48Chapter 48: Red Wedding0----
49Chapter 49: A very cliched meanwhile...0----
50Chapter 50: when squirrels fly...0----
51Chapter 51: A Nuthaven Night Raid0----
52Chapter 52: In the Halls of Bandit King0----
53Chapter 53: Chipmunk Gaiden0----
54Chapter 54:Bullet Emperor0----
55Note from Squirrel guy0----
56Chapter 55: King of the Nut house0----
57Arc 2 Begin Chapter 56: The Gears of War0----
58Chapter 57:Tinkers union0----
59Chapter 58 There will be cake0----
60Chapter 59: Battle Hymn of the squirrelpublic0----
61Chapter 60: Don't Split The Party!0----
62Chapter 61:Another name on the wall0----
63Chapter 62: Speedy0----
64Chapter 63: Fantastic Shit and where to find it0----
65not a chapter, little art drops0----
66Chapter 64: Tang you very much0----
67Chapter 65: Shin's Fury—----
68Chapter 66: Smelldorado—----
69Chapter 67: The Red Deaf—----
70not a chapter, comments—----
71Chapter 68: Turtle Town Throw Down—----
7269: Into The Smelly of the Beast—----
73Chapter 70: There will be no silly wand waving—----
74Chapter 71: Pigeon Prophet—----
75Chapter 72: The Gunwitch's Wrath—----
76Chapter 73 Enemy at the Gates.—----
77Chapter 74: The Heart wants—----
78Chapter 75: Schrodinger's Mariana—----
79Chapter 76: Come Woof me if you want to live—----
80Chapter 77: Pet Too Brut Us—----
81Chapter 78: The Beacons are Lit—----