An Intern’s Guide to Avoiding Certain Death (Xianxia SI)

Bernard Blackwood had just become an intern at Apocalypse Insurance Co. But after a catastrophic encounter with a doomsday-predicting supercomputer, Bernard wakes up in the body of Dai Ming, a cannon-fodder disciple in the cutthroat Eight Pillar Sect.Armed with the Apocalypse Calculator, a sentient system that constantly calculates the risk to his new life, Bernard must navigate a realm where Jade Beauty tropes are high-risk factors and arrogant Young Masters, must be placated. And most of all, avoid the dreaded Protaganists.In a world of soaring immortals and cultivation, Bernard isn't just looking for enlightenment, he's just trying to decrease his 94.6% chance of certain death.