Hogwarts: I, Tom Riddle, Am a Good Teacher

Tom Riddle is back. But this time, he isn't insane. Transmigrating into the body of a youthful Voldemort during Harry Potter's first year, the new Tom Riddle has a System and a plan. Why conquer the world with violence when you can conquer it with grades, charisma, and a horde of brainwashed students? He forces his way into Hogwarts as a Professor. He takes Cassandra Vole as his personal apprentice. He convinces Harry Potter that he is the "Second-in-Command" of the Death Eaters. --- Dumbledore: "Tom, please stop teaching Harry to use a sledgehammer instead of a wand." Voldemort (on Quirrell's head): "Let me out! I am the Dark Lord! Why are you feeding me hamburgers?!" --- A hilarious, overpowered, and chaotic retaking of the Wizarding World.