Galactic Games: Rise of the Punch Wizard (Book 1)

Stuck in a dead-end job, bound to a cubicle and the only release is a Friday night tradition of heavy drinking and karaoke. Sam finds himself taken prisoner and destined for games, hosted by all the core species of the entire Galaxy. Aliens are inspired by the creativity and storytelling of humanity, so much so that they have started to create their own entertainment, using Earth media as their basis. Sam is now stuck in a high stakes reality show where he is thrown into life or death scenarios based on pop culture. He is given a class of wizard but royally screwed over, giving him the only option of punching his way out. Message from Marv "LOOK HERE SHIT PUPPETS, MY PAL GMP SAYS THIS STORY IS TOO SLOW AND IS DOING SOME REVISING. HOLD ON TO YOUR TINY LITTLE NUGGETS AND HE WILL ADD MORE SOON. HE WANTS THIS SHIT TO BE REAL CRISPY FOR YOU LITTLE TURD HATS!" Thanks, GMP